Young Writers Society

Hi! Welcome to my factory. *Factory machine hits my head* WHO DID THAT?

Oh it was you? I'm sorry. You want a review? Ha! It depends. I'm really picky on what I review.

Rules before moving on:

I will not review anything with a rating.

What I will probably review:

Poetry (Probability Rate = 9/10) -

I would rather prefer poetry with breaks and spaces. I might review the other kinds of poetry, but I highly doubt it.

I also recommend not asking me to review work that has the words all mumbo jumbo. What I mean is something like this:





Is that clear?

Novels (Probability Rate = 5/10) -

I might not review your novel. If you would like a good chance, then please make it the beginning. Otherwise, it is a probability rate of 0.1/10. Also, I might read the letter type that's been pretty popular recently.

If it's long, then I might not review. If a lot of people who made some really good reviews have already reviewed on your novel, I might not review.

Okay? Everything stuck in your brain? Good. I'm moving on.

Short Stories (Probability Rate = 6/10) -

The reason why the probability rate is higher than the "novel" rate is because they are short and sweet.

I will probably review the letter type like I mentioned. What else... oh, and I forgot to say I might not review work that's really good. I could comment on them. I am always just simply left speechless.

What I Will Probably Not Review:

Romance (Probability Rate = 0/100) -

Honestly, I hate romantic mushy stuff. I'm not alone.

Lyrics (Probability Rate = 1/10) -

I am not good with these things. -.- I will fail if you ask me.

Articles (Probability Rate = 0.1/10) -

I just don't seem to be comfortable with these things.

Script, Art, and Other (Probability Rate = ?/10) -

These really depend, but it is likely I will say "no".

Horror (Probability Rate = 4/10) -

I just don't get a long with horror. You can try though.

Did these rules hit you hard with depression?

Give your stories a try... except for romance. I still might review them.