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Wed Feb 02, 2011 4:45 pm
Kagi says...



Welcome to the 'Review Restaurant'

Good morning/afternoon/evening! Let me guide you to table number 7 where I shall take your order.


So, reviews huh? I'm sure I can do you up some of those. I will review to my the best of my ability---I will cook you the best food on my menu. I don't take responsibilty of angry customers, so if you have a complaint confront the reception area. I'm joking, if you any problem with the review, just tell me -IN THE THREAD-

Here is an example of my type of reviews,
- Stop and Stare 4.1
- Wishes enveloped in paper planes
- One of Them
- The Fisherman

Art is always a good option for me, so don't hesitate to post if you want a drawing or photo reviewed. Here's one example:
- Darren Crissis

Poetry is also a good bet. Another example:
-Sixteen miles
-Less than or equal at nineteen


Rules

If you want me to review provide links please. Or else. :I

Ones in purple I like reviewing, The ones in red I don't. Ones in blue I don't mind. Easy as.

I will review;
-Romance

-Action

-General


-Historical
(Maybe, if you like killing me or getting served up burnt food then try me. I'll hit you hard.) :pirate3: My reviews won't be to my best standard in this genre.

-Fantasy
(Again, if you like killing me and getting served up burnt food, ask me to review fantasy. :pirate2: Also my reviews won't be to full stantard.

-Poetry (Any)

-Lyrics

-Art/Photography.


I will also review novels up until chapter 4, after that I will either stop reviewing to my best potential or not at all. If I like your plot/storyline or I'm really into what's going, I'll keep reviewing for you.

Don't ask me to review anything more then two things at one time, if you please.

I don't feel comfortable reviewing much more then 16+ even then I'm ish. Nothing too mature, I'm still young and innocent.

Remember your manners when placing an order, 'Tis rude if you don't say please and thank you after all my efforts. ;)

If you want to thank me, just post a comment on my profile or drop a message in the thread. I'd also appreciate a comment in the thread or on my profile, saying you got it and that there were no problems/that it was helpful. It's not any help to you, I need to know. Or of course you can nominate me for badges? :lol: That's if I deserve it. Who am I kidding?

My last request is that I can take up to four days to complete a review (in the very very very very latest circumtances) so please be patient.

Thank you for dining at the Review Restaurant, that will be £100.00 please. *Snatches* :pirate3:

I can be quite harsh when I want to be. Or nice when I want to be. The choice is yours mine.
Last edited by Kagi on Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:19 pm, edited 27 times in total.
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Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:34 pm
ThePenIsMyWeapon says...



Could you review my story please? It's called Jerabeth. It's not a toootal fanasty, it has no magic or whatever. It's kind of an action, or at least it will be. I wrote a prologe and the first chapter. If you want me to reveiw something, just ask!
Keep on writing!
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Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:51 pm
Kagi says...



Done!
Anyone else? I don't bite?
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 6:02 am
Jash says...



I'm doing you a favor by posting here:

KAKA, dear...review please? :)

MY YWLJ SUBMISSION [SHORT STORY]

Thanks!
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Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:48 am
Hecate says...



Hey kaka!
Can you review the first chapter of my novel for me? Thanks!

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Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:17 am
Maddy says...



Hello there Kakagirl. It's me, Maddy.

I really, really DON'T INTENTIONALLY mean to kill you, but, you know, I'd LOVE a review on one of my fantasy novel chapters.

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It's called Thoro and the Other World, and the first chapter's already up. But I don't need a review on that one. The first and second chapter are quickly summarized on the page so you'll be able to keep up with what's happening.

I just really have an icky feeling about this chapter: everything sounds forced and slow, and I would love if you could help me to get to the root of the problem.

It you do this for me, I WILL make it up to you. I promise.

Lot of Love, me :)
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-"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."

This awesome post bought to you by me. :)




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Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:40 pm
Kagi says...



Done.
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Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:11 pm
Kagi says...



Done done and done.
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:39 pm
Emmzziee says...



Heeeyy dude :D
Please review my short general fiction story, if you're up to reading it all ;)
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I NEED HELP WITH WRITING IN 2ND PERSON!
Thank youuuu Xxx
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:27 pm
Kagi says...



Je sues finite!
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:48 pm
RainWanderer says...



Madame kaka, may I respecfully request for your most excellent order on the menu for this? I will be greatly appreciate.

...Payment? Ah ha! You had a brilliant memory, madame...I will have...something...it's in my car...let me get it...*dash*
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Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:42 pm
Kagi says...



Done.
8D
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Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:35 am
Yuriiko says...



Hey Kaka!

I apologize for disturbing you, but would you please review my entry for Snoink's bad writing contest?

Thank you!

Just let me know if you have anything for me to review. ^^
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Fri Feb 25, 2011 10:53 pm
sarebear says...



Hi,

I composed this poem for my grandfather, who died recently, and I want to publish it so please butcher it for me!

Here's the link: http://www.youngwriterssociety.com/topic76809.html

Thanks!

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Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:28 pm
Kagi says...



Woooo hoo!

He terminadó!
Voy a llegar a su posterior revisión Yuirkó

Kagi x

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