Young Writers Society

Mine's from the movie They Live

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I am out of bubble gum!"

From Blood and Chocolate

"Oh you stupid piece of meat... look what you've done!"

The way my friend says it makes it that much better!

From Seabiscuit

Red Pollard: Morning.
Tom Smith: What's all of this?!
Red: It's beer! From an admiring public, pretty good too, more in there. (points to the horse stall)
Tom:(looks in stall) Where's the horse?
Red: (amused smile) Signing autographs.

I thought it was funny.

From The Great Mouse Detective:

Dawson: The scoundrel's quite gone.
Basil: Ah, but not for long, miss Flamhammer.
Olivia: Flaversham!
Basil: Whatever.


From Lion King, my absolute favourite of all movies (there are too many, so I'll just put two):

Simba: Uncle Scar, guess what?
Scar: I despise guessing games.
Simba: I'm going to be king of Pride Rock!
Scar: Oh, goody.

Nala: So where are we really going?
Simba: To elephants' graveyard.
Nala: WOW!
Simba: Shh! Zazu!
Nala: Yeah, right. So how are we gonna ditch the dodo?

Rei wrote:From Endless Waltz. Can't remember how it goes exactly, but this is close enough. "It wouldn't surprize me if one day he starts saying there's no air in outer space because he didn't try hard enough."

Aww that brings back memories <3 Gundam Wing. Man I LOVE Duo Maxwell.

zelithon wrote:No on second thought lets not go to Camelot Tis a silly place"

I totally agree with this, such a great quote.

My favourite quotes:
Withnail and I
Marwood: You know what we should do? I say, you know what we should do?
Withnail: How should I possibly know what we should do? What should we do?
Marwood: Get out of it for a while. Get into the countryside. Rejuvenate.
Withnail: Rejuvenate! What good's the countryside? I'm in a park and I'm practically dead.

Withnail: Are you the farmer? [To Marwood] Shut up, I'll deal with this. [To Parkin] We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail. Of course he's the f***ing farmer.

Proprietor: The police, Miss Blennerhassit. Telephone the police; tell them there're a couple of drunks in the Penrith tea rooms and we want them removed
Marwood: Don't do that, Miss Blennerhassit. I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired. We are multi-millionaries. We'll buy this place and fire you immediately.
Withnail: Yeah, that's right, we'll buy this place and install a f***king jukebox and liven all you stiffs up a bit.

and of course the one in my sig =D

Brick
Brendan Frye: Why are you telling me all this? What's your play?"
Laura : You think nobody sees you. Eating lunch behind the portables. Loving some girl like she's all there is, anywhere, to you. I've always seen you. Or maybe I liked Emily. Maybe I see what you're trying to do for her, trying to help her, and I don't know anybody who would do that for me.
Brendan Frye: Now you are dangerous.

Laura: [On the phone] Who is this?
Brendan Frye: I won't waste your time: you don't know me.
Laura: I know everyone, and I have all the time in the world.
Brendan Frye: Ah, the folly of youth.

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy. Come here Squishy, come here, little Squishy... *dissolves into babbling* Ow!" ~ Dory -"Finding Nemo"

"First you were like, 'Whoa!' and we were like, 'Whoa!' and you were like 'Whoaaa...'." ~ Crush - "Finding Nemo"

"Come with me if you want to live." ~ Kyle - "Terminator" and the Terminator - "T-2" (don't remember much about 3... didn't like it too much)

"As you wish." ~ Westley - "The Princess Bride"

Sarah: "It's not fair!"
Jareth: "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is." - "Labyrinth"
(along with any song from that movie... seriously...)

Luckman: What if they come in through the back door or the bathroom window like that infamous Beatles song?
--A scanner darkly

Luckman: You're the only person in the known universe who's never heard of the Heimlich maneuver?
Barris: Alright, I'm gonna give you a little feedback since you seem to be proceeding through life like a cat without whiskers perpetually caught behind the refrigerator. Your life and watching you live it is like a gag-reel of ineffective bodily functions. I swear to god that a toddler has a better understanding of the intricacies of chew-swallow-digest-don't kill yourself on your TV dinner! And yet you've managed to turn this near death fuckup of yours into a moral referendum on me!
Luckman: You are a monster!
Barris: You are a billy goat!
--A scanner darkly

Freck: That sure is some silencer.
Barris: Yes, uh, what it did was augment the sound rather than dampen it. But I almost have it. I believe I have it in principle anyway.
Luckman: Oh well, the good news is that regardless of what you do next time, it'll be a silencer to us because we're now DEAF!
--A scanner darkly

Barris: I could be mur... dered.
--A scanner darkly

Andy Warhol: [to Edie] You're the boss, applesauce!
--factory girl

Edie Sedgwick: I went to a party once, and there was a palm reader there and when she looked at my hand, she just froze. And I said to her "I know. My lifeline is broken. I know I won't live past thirty.
--factory girl

Edie Sedgwick: And what would I have to do in one of your movies?
Andy Warhol: Just be yourself.
Edie Sedgwick: Well which one?
--factory girl

Edie Sedgwick: I can't take it anymore. I want to die
Wanda: And why do you want to die?
Edie Sedgwick: Because my credit's no good at Bonwit Teller and I just stole $30 worth of underwear at Bergdorfs and I think I might do it again
[laughs]
--factory girl

Edie Sedgwick: To me, New York was Jackson Pollock sipping vodka and dripping paint onto a raw canvas.
--factory girl

Rene Ricard: When I speak nobody believes me, but when I write it down everybody knows it to be true.
--Basquiat

Rene Ricard: We're no longer collecting art; we're buying people.
--Basquiat

Henry Geldzahler: He used to, Nixon used to have a room at the Waldorf Astoria, but then he moved to Saddle River, New Jersey.
Jack Milo: Saddle River's in New York.
Andy Warhol: I think it's in New Jersey.
Jack Milo: New York.
Andy Warhol: It's... it's in New Jersey.
Jack Milo: Saddle River's in New York!
--Basquiat

Basquiat: He says he's jealous of the moon, because you look at it. He's jealous of the sun, because it warms you. He says, "I feel you, even when I'm not feeling you. I talk to you when I'm not talking to you. I love you, even when I'm not loving you."
--Basquiat

medusa wrote:Freck: That sure is some silencer.
Barris: Yes, uh, what it did was augment the sound rather than dampen it. But I almost have it. I believe I have it in principle anyway.
Luckman: Oh well, the good news is that regardless of what you do next time, it'll be a silencer to us because we're now DEAF!

That's a good one =] I loved that movie.

Iron Man:

Pepper Potts: You are supposed to be half way around the world by now.
Tony Stark: How'd she take it?
Pepper Potts: Like a champ.
Tony Stark: Why are you trying to hustle me out of here?
Pepper Potts: Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago.
Tony Stark: It's funny, I though with it being my plane and all that it would just wait for me to get there...
Pepper Potts: Tony I need to speak to you about a couple of things before I get you out...
Tony Stark: I mean doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?

Tony Stark: I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.

Tony Stark: Am I making you uncomfortable?
Pepper Potts: Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in a room full of people I work with in a dress with no back.
Tony Stark: Well, you look great, you smell great. But I could fire you if that would take the edge off.
Pepper Potts: I don't think you could tie your shoes without me.
Tony Stark: I'd make it a week.
Pepper Potts: A week, really? What's your social security number?
[Tony pauses]
Tony Stark: Five...
Pepper Potts: [smiling] "Five?" You're missing just a couple of digits.
Tony Stark: Right, the other eight. Well, I have you for the other eight.

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

Elizabeth Swann: [indignantly] No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!

Jack Sparrow: Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love.
Jack Sparrow: Deeply flattered, boy, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth Swann: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth!
[to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
Gibbs: Like?
Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.

Barbossa: Dying is the day worth living for.

^^

Not to mention "Where's the thump-thump?!"

Hehe

Ah, Demeter, I can produce loads of lion king quotes. My favourite disney.

Like.....

Nala: Have you guys seen Simba?
Timon: I thought he was with you.
Nala: He was but now I can't find him. Where is he?
Rafiki: You won't find him here. The King has returned.
Nala: I don't believe it. He's gone back.
Timon: What?
[Looks up to see Rafiki has disappeared]
Timon: Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?
Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No no no. It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: No. Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king.
Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.

XD
and......


[Timon and Zazu are cornered by hyenas]
Timon: Please don't eat me.
Pumbaa: Drop 'em!
Banzai: Hey! Who's the pig?
Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
Timon: Uh-oh, they called him a pig.
Pumbaa: Are you talking to *me*?
Timon: Ya shouldn't have done that.
Pumbaa: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
Timon: Now they're in for it.
Pumbaa: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! AHHHH!

I wish I had the DVD - it's impossible/too expensive to get a hold of.....

Alainna wrote:I wish I had the DVD - it's impossible/too expensive to get a hold of.....

Yes, it's all part of Disney's weird selling startegy - they sell them for a period, and then stop again until they re-release them.

I feel so smug that I got the DVD when they released it again I totally heart Lion King

Simba: Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!

Simba: "Hakuna matata"?
Pumbaa: It's our motto.
Simba: What's a motto?
Timon: Nothing, what's "a motto" with you? [laughs]

Zazu: Checking in with the morning report.
Mufasa: Fire away.
Zazu: Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper

(I also totally heart puns!)

[after Scar is knocked off Pride Rock]

Scar: Ah, my friends.
Shenzi: Friends? I thought you said we were the 'enemy'.

[Ed laughs while smiling]

Can we use a TV show quote?


If so, then my favorite is "Damn, Jackie!" from That 70's Show

From eragon: "You fight like a goat!"





"there is no secret ingrendident. its just you."- kung Fu Panda








Oh and while we're talking about the lion king i can't believe you missed the best one:

*hits really hard*

"OWW!!! What was that for?????????"

"it doesn't matter ! Its all in the past!"

"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
"I'm glad you're home."
"I'm always home, I'm uncool."

Alainna and Cpt.Smurf, you're my new best friends.

Simba: I just heard about this really cool place.
Nala: Simba, I'm kinda in the middle of a bath.
Sarabi: And it's time for yours, too.
Simba: Mooom! Mooom, you're messing up my mane!
(Sarabi smiles)
Simba: Okay, okay, I'm clean, can we go now?
Nala: Where are we going? I hope it's not anyplace dumb.
Simba: No, it's really cool.
Sarabi: And where is this "cool" place?
Simba: Uh. At the water hole.
Nala: The water hole? What's so cool about the water hole?
Simba: I'll tell you when we get there!
Nala: Oh. Mom, can I go with Simba?
Sarafina: Hmm, what do you think, Sarabi?
Simba and Nala: PLEASE?
Sarabi: All right then.
Simba and Nala: Yay! All right!
Sarabi: But only if Zazu comes with you.
Simba: Oh no! Not Zazu!

(I'm sorry if I misremembered some of these, I remember this better in Finnish.)

I also love the scene with Simba, Nala and Zazu just after the "How are we gonna ditch the dodo?" thing and just before "I Just Can't Wait to be King", but unfortunately I don't manage to remember it in English. I know it by heart in Finnish, though