Young Writers Society

All Time Favorite Quote: "Mmkay, Pumpkin?" ~ Hitch

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. ~Monty Python and The Holy Grail


Tulio: Apparently, "El Dorado" is native for... GREAT... BIG... ROCK!
Tulio: But I'll tell you what: I'm feeling generous today, so you can have my share!
Miguel: You don't think that... that Cortes could've gotten here before us and... and...
Tulio: And what? Taken all the really big rocks? The SCOUNDREL! ~ The Road to El Dorado

Chel: Hello...
Tulio: Get back mortal!
Miguel: Beware the wrath of the Gods! Be Gone! Kkh kkh!
Tulio: Back mortal, before we strike you with a lightning bolt!
Chel: [calmly] Save it for the High Priest, honey, you're gonna need it.
Miguel: Pff! What makes you think we need your help?
Chel: [imitating Miguel] Kkh Kkh! Are you serious? ~ The Road to El Dorado

I can feel it in my nuggets... ~ Surf's Up

Grow those back ~ Wolverine, X-Men

And many more that I can't recall.

Heres my personal favourite

Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay,

There are a couple I like:

Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
~Pirates of the Caribbean; Dead Man's Chest~

Scar: When it comes to brains, I got the lion's share, but as for brute's strength... I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the dream pool.
~Lion King~

Peter: People have fallen in love before, you know.
Lizzie: Oh, is that what we're doing?
~Wimbledon~

From a Knight's Tale:

Old Bishop:Ladies! Does this not shock you?
Jocelyn: [feigning sadness] I only laugh to keep from weeping.
Old Bishop: I know, child. Pray that the years come quickly for you, taking your beauty so that you may better serve Him.
Jocelyn: I do, every day.
[raises hands to face]
Jocelyn: God, why did you curse me with this face?
Old Bishop: God has a plan we know not.
[offers hand to Jocelyn to kiss]
Jocelyn: [goes to kiss hand, but instead admires a costly ring on his finger] Oh, that is lovely...

[keeping a beat for a dance lesson]
Chaucer: And one and two and three and four and your hands should alight like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl.
[Wat punches him. Scene changes and Chaucer now has a tissue stuck up one nostril]
Chaucer: And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie. And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four and you can hit me all day 'cause you punch like a...what?
Roland: A girl!

William: Oi, sir! What are you doing?
Chaucer: Uh...trudging.
[pauses]
Chaucer: You know, trudging? To trudge? To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in his life except the impulse to simply soldier on.
William: Uh, were you robbed?
[laughs] Chaucer: Uh...interesting question, actually. Yes. And then at the same time, a huge, resounding "No."It's more a sort of involuntary vow of poverty, really. But you know, on the bright side, trudging does represent pride. Pride, resolve and faith in the good Lord Almighty. Please, Christ, rescue me from my current tribu...
[lets out a cry of pain as he steps on something]
Chaucer: ...lations.

It’s not exactly a movie quote but I think it’s funny.

The Doctor: Ah! holdonholdonholdon one thing before …dying , do u know what happens if you hold two identical sonic devices against each other? (taking out his sonic screwdriver and Matron Cafeilia’s sonic pen)
Matron Cafeilia: No
The Doctor: Nor me. Let's find out.

Anything that the Joker says in The Dark Knight.

Especially this line:
"How 'bout a magic trick?"

Oh my goodness, there are too many brilliant movie quotes out there! I'll post as many as I can think of.

"Meat loaf double beet loaf, I hate meat loaf!" A Christmas Story

"You used up all the glue...on purpose!" A Christmas Story

"Do not seek the treasure!" O Brother, Where Art Thou?

"The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo." O Brother, Where Art Thou?

"Betty: When little Dan was two minutes old I tattooed it on his head.
Yellowbeard: Does he know about this?
Betty: Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that." Yellowbeard

"Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become." Spaceballs

"I love lamp!" Anchorman

"Stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump

"Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system!" Young Frankenstein

"JAKE!" Sixteen Candles

"Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!" Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

james bond, casino royal: 'Sorry, that last round early killed me'

You have to watch the James bond film with Daniel Craig if you know what I'm talking about

Indiana jones (The one with the holy grail) :'The man you are talking about can speak 40 different languages and has already a headstart to the grail by 4 days, proberly retrieving it as we speak.'
*Flashes to the man he was talking about*
'Hello? I'm lost. Anyone speak English??'

"But why is the rum gone!?"

- Captain Jack Sparrow

AND

"All ways are my ways!"

- Queen of Hearts

"It's time for a mental health day, so conjugate this: I cut class - you cut class - he, she, it cuts class."
~Speak


E: "But this is a girl's coat!"
P: "I know."
~The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

Joker: "Never start with the head. It makes the victim all fuzzy."
~Dark Knight

Joker: "Do I look like a guy with a plan?"
~Dark Knight

Okay well I am in complete love with The Notebook so I have a series of quotes!



Allie: What happens if a car comes?
Noah: You die.
Allie: What!?
Noah: Just relax. Just trust. You need to learn how to trust.


Noah: You're bored! You're bored and you know it! You wouldn't be here if there weren't something missing.
Allie: You arrogant son of a bitch!
Noah: Would you just stay with me?
Allie: Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we are already fighting.
Noah: Well that's what we do. We fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are being a pain in the ass. Which you are 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a two second rebound rate and yoru back do doing the next pain in the ass thing.
Allie: So what.
Noah: So it's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this every day. But I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, every day.

Allie: I need to ask you something.
Noah: What is it sweetheart?
Allie: Do you think that our love can create miracles?
Noah: Yes I do. That's what brings you back to me each time.
Allie: Do you think our love can take us away together?
Noah: I think our love can do anything we want it to.
Allie: I love you.
Noah: I love you Allie.
Allie: Good night.
Noah: Good night. I'll be seeing you.

Allie: Why didn't you write me? Why!? It wasn't over for me. I waited for you for seven years. And now it's too late!
Noah: I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you every day for a year.
Allie: You wrote me?
Noah: Yes! It wasn't over. Still isn't over. [kisses her]