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Kim Jong-Il Controls Weather, Russians Call Him A Legend



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Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:05 pm
Nate says...



This would be a lot funnier if he didn't have nukes:

From the DPRK news service:

Pyongyang, August 29 (KCNA) -- There are many anecdotes about leader Kim Jong Il during his historic visit to the Russian Federation. Mysterious natural phenomena took place in Hasan, Novosibirsk, Omsk and other places he went. The rain which had lasted for a week or ten days stopped all of a sudden and the sun began shining. On seeing these phenomena, Russians praised him as a legendary great man capable of controlling nature.

When he visited the Omsk state science library named after Pushkin, the guide said that Jo Ki Chon, a revolutionary poet of Korea, was "Mayakovski of Korea".

On hearing this, Kim Jong Il explained that Jo was "Pushkin of Korea" and made a proper appreciation of his exploits and talent. The officials of the library were deeply admired by his warm love of the nation and highly praised him as a genius of literature produced by mankind.

There is also an anecdote about his visit to the Mausoleum of Lenin to pay homage to Lenin.

Ritbinov, first vice-editor-in-chief of the newspaper Patriot, said that Kim Jong Il's visit to the mausoleum of Lenin signified that the leader of the world cause of socialism declared victory of socialism on red square in Moscow and indicated the way of winning victory of socialism to the communists and the people of the world.

There is an anecdote about the leadership trait of Kim Jong Il who always links whatever he sees or has in mind with the interests of the Korean revolution and the people's living.

While conversing with the mayor of the city of St. Petersburg Kim Jong Il raised a question about a turbine with its rotator having an angle of 45 degrees. This made Russians keenly realize what great energy and wisdom he is devoting to the development of the power industry in Korea.

There are anecdotes about what a tight program he had counting every second and minute during his six hour stay in Khabarovsk, how energetically he worked in the entire period of travelling by train, always doing three or four kinds of work at a time without a moment's rest and what a rich knowledge he had of the world history and what an outstanding insight he had into the present situation.


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Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:08 pm
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argh, I can't take it! It's becomming more Nineteen Eighty-Four with every passing moment!

It's like some sort of bizarre cliche regime created just to test the limits of our ability to suspend disbelief in human stupidity and blindness...
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Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:24 am
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I'm sick of hearing references to 1984!!! I havent read the bloody thing and its really starting to test my patience. Ima read it after these current exams ... that start tomorrow eep!!
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Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:29 am
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(Concerning top post)
Thats nuts.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. - George Orwell, 1984

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