Welcome to this lovely tropical paradise of the YWS Resort! We have everything here, from bananas, to pine trees and even hot topless woman* .
(*disclaimer: I mean hot in the temperature sense of the word, not in the beauty sense).
We have a range of water sports, including (but not limited too): water skiing, rowing, speed boats, para-gliding and banana boats** .
(**disclaimer: Use of said water sports are taken entirely at your own risk. Claims off there being 'holes' in the boats are complete bull. We also have better lawyers then you.)
At night, we have a number of entertainment options. Like magicians? Then you'll love Mr. Majika*** ! Like a bit of comedy? Then hook up with Bob Perpa, our local comedian every night**** ! Like something a bit more grown up? Then check out the gambling side of our resort***** !
(***disclaimer: If you, or a familly member of yours, ends up in a comotosed state, then it's yours (or theirs) own fault. And trust us - our lawyers are better then yours.)
(****disclaimer: Neither the resort, nor Bob Perpa will be held resposible for depression, and loss of will to live. No really, our lawyers are better.)
(*****disclaimer: These games aren't rigged. The staff are freindly, and they aren't trying to steal all your money. Our lawyers rule. Yours on the other hand defy the laws of physics by bothing sucking and blowing at the same time.)
Thank you for choosing to stay at the YWS Resort - we hope you enjoy your stay here!
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We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
We are the ink, we are the quill.
[The Ink And The Quill (Be Afraid) - Anti-Flag]
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