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 Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:53 am Post subject: Suicide With A Butter Knife |
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By Snoink and Griffinkeeper
Each line is one breath, to a techno beat.
Suicide With A Butter Knife
Butter
It's what
we spread
over toast
crispy
burnt
black
(Guitar Solo Enters, cut time)
Butter
it's what
we spread
over
buns
delicious
warm
yummy
buns
Chorus (Loud and Quick): SPREAD ME MORE SPREAD ME MORE! KILL ME WITH A BUTTER KNIFE! (Repeat)
Knives
it's what
we use
to spread
the butter
so warm
yellow
fluffy
like cheese.
Chorus
(More melodic bridge, enter soft piano music with a cowbell)
I never thought
my cheese could rot
but I always know
that you will...
Chorus
Outro:
SUICIDE! WITH A BUTTER KNIFE! (repeat until your voice is hoarse and you're about to pass out).
Snoink and I will try to record this for listening pleasure.  |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:26 am Post subject: |
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| Sounds wacky and zany. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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| The title sounds like something My Chemical Romance would sing. The song itself...for some reason I started thinking of the Beastie Boys. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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| This made me laugh I don't know why I laugh at random things. Maybe I'm crazy. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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| I liked it. That is my new fave song lyrics. I want to hear it now. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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| lol, thats awesome. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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Hopefully it will be recorded! We have no guitar, so most likely Grif will be singing the guitar line, unless Beet wants to come over with her guitar. XD
Yeah.
Grif did the techo beat and I randomly came up with the lyrics. Fun stuff...
I'll see if we can record it and post the song online. It might be fun! |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah I cannot wait to hear it. I love wacky stuff. Its a lot of fun. Yeah but I am weird like that. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| I want to hear this really bad. Sounds pretty cool, and the lyrics made me laugh. I think it's hilarious. |
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:06 am Post subject: |
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| I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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I'd like to hear this too! 
Very amusing. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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Seems like something System of the Down would write. Sweet all the same.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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Ahaha, that made me laugh so hard. I don't know if it was meant to be a satire on all those emo songs such as "Slash My Wrists with Your Hatred" or "Kill Me Because I'm Lovesick and You Broke Up With Me," but it was wonderous all the same. Snoink and Griffin, though very talented when apart, are at their best when combining creative energies!
And, to quote Snoink, "You used adjectives to your full advantage! Good job!" |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Funny and funny. |
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| Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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| This seems a song, Marilyn Manson Band would sing. |
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