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thunder_dude7
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| Hello. I am Sally, the cat. I hang around the house all day and do nothing except be petted by my servants and make them change my kitty litter. In this book, I will guide you through every useless, boring detail of my life. |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:24 am Post subject: |
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| Bread is my favourite food. It's all I eat, as a matter of fact. This story is going to be all about bread. |
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Lynlyn
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| Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| This is a book about tuna salad. |
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Clo
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| The only thing I ever watch is Nascar. |
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LolitaRose
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| Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm a tramp, and so are you. |
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Gahks
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| Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Before we start, we must wait one hundred minutes before you can read on. Now wait another hundred minutes. And another hundred. And another... |
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Reason Invalid
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:14 am Post subject: |
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| Because this is postmodern literacy, the following pages shall be blank. Dear reader, please fill in the blank. |
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Quill9119
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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| "He woke up." |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:59 am Post subject: |
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"He fell asleep" 
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| Because this is postmodern literacy, the following pages shall be blank. Dear reader, please fill in the blank. |
Is it sad that I can totally imagine seeing this somewhere? |
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| I am warning you beforehand that the protagonist is a Mary Sue, the plot is exceedingly boring, and you will probably drool on and mangle this book before long. |
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Open wide, said the transvestite hooker, I've got a big gooey long one coming up--nice and steamy-- just like you like em.
actullay i dont think thats a bad one ata ll.. im gonna use it on my next novel.. watch out of it.. ill title it.. the poop of a transvestite named bob. |
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This is my life's biography, which will consist of how I, the most unpopular girl at school, met the Jonas Brothers.
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Gahks
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| Warning: May only be consumed by sadomasochists. And yes, that means you can eat it too. |
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Gahks
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| My favourite film was made in Zambia. |
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