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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
It wouldn't let me leave a blank post, so the above is my opening line.

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Today had to be the most mundane day of Lizzy’s life, she decided dully as she sauntered down the dusty, old, cracked street tiles with her black bag swinging annoyingly against her legs as she took more and more steps in the direction of her boring home where she knew no fun awaited and where she was going to spend yet another unexciting afternoon doing nothing but sitting uninterestedly in her tedious room being bored.


Hmm. I tried. Wink

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What are you staring at?

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