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enjeru
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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oh!! i got the perfect one!!
"The End." |
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lyrical_sunshine
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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holy cow, i love your avatar. if i was writing a wolf story i would steal it...but i'm not. so if you run into any good fire-girl avatars, let me know.
Umm...worst opening line...
"Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a purple fairy who lived in a crystal castle on the side of a moutainous booger...."
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Lini-chan
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:53 am Post subject: |
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Here's one:
"OMG you have to read this story its the best story in the world and you would be such a n00b to put it down OMG!!!111oneoneone" |
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Lady Sydney
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: |
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Here we go:
"This is my first chapter guys!!!!! And here begins the tale of the two girls who ran away from home and ended up dying because Mr. Tinybot, who won't be introduced until the second to last chapter, attacks them with a pair of chopsticks and toilet tissue!!!!!" |
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Sleeping Valor
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: |
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Belgee was on the verge of something great, something amazing, something so big he had no choice but to open his mouth...and inhale as much air as he could before he passed the fart he'd been holding in all day.
"Has anyone seen my extremely rare and valuable specktacles?" the blind doctor asked the room, only becoming aware of the fact it was filled with bandits and cut-throats when, a moment later, he exclaimed: "Oh! Here they are!"
I verily do declare that I am in no way endowed with the skills necissary to write an opening line and so will skip the process entirely but assure you it won't matter because my book is so very captivating you will entirely fall in love with the main character....so I should warn you in advance that he is accidentaly decapitated at the end when he trips in he tool shed of his new home. |
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MADD94
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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i like smurfs
thats as bad as i can come up with |
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Sureal
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Gadi.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:09 am Post subject: |
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| "Artemis Fowl was almost content." |
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Alice
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:18 am Post subject: |
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| I want to be a novelist! But...I can't...think about anything other than science. |
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JabberHut
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:20 am Post subject: |
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Meh, let's see...
"One day in [insert name of place] lived a [insert race] named [insert name of character]."
How's that for general?  |
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Aedomir
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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OK, lets see what crap I can come up with...
The little old lady kissed a pig on the mane and travelled to jupiter before sunbathing in bear-closet III with four tangerines: thicky pratty horse and maneur which all wanted pedigree dog collars to be attached round their horse but the cow got bored and went to prison by stealing her credit card like a goat does who likes to get married by impersonating the groom as a broom.
ok that was bad... |
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Kepe
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:48 am Post subject: |
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Everyone loved Mary; she was homecoming queen, captain of the Cheer leading squad, and daughter of the police chief, but Mary had a secret.
That would be just about the worst thing ever. Giving away the completely cliche story line in the opening sentence. Not to mention her name is Mary, I mean how many almost perfect Marys is the world going to accept? |
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Pacific
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:58 am Post subject: |
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This is all I could come up with:
I hate my parents. I hate my brother. I hate my life. I hate the world.
I am very tired at the moment. |
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chocoholic
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:06 am Post subject: |
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| There once was a genius who wrote a book and that book is the book you're reding right now and you'd better keep reading or you'll be forever branded as loser so ha and where was I? |
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*singerofthenight*
just stole your pickle! Wha hahaha *runs off* Speaker of the Forum

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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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i guess i can try...ummmmmmmmmmm...................................
i am jennie, i am an elephant.......i walk along this boring lane, to skip a ton of boring trains. i pace around in circles i do, just to say "How do you do?"
ok i know it doesnt make any sense i jsut thought it was funny....or you could jsut use...
i am poo-poo. i live in dark spaces sealed tight, until pressure releases me to fly.
ok that was just nasty i know......but hey it funny!! |
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