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 Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:44 am Post subject: How to kill a person? Pick up 300 points or 500 points!!! |
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I am at this moment writing a novel about an assassin!
Now it's your turn to think of a way on how to kill a person.
There is no word limit. The best story/or 'hit', which is both imaginative, and a pleasure to read, shall receive 300 points. If I do think of it as incredibly good. The 300 points shall become 500 points. Get writing! |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:47 am Post subject: |
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... If it's your novel souldn't you only ask for like help and opinions instead of a full blow chapter of it?
Jeeze louise, and how long until we get these points 
I'll try later. I need time to think of other things... |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:49 am Post subject: |
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| I said nothing about a chapter of it. It can be one line, it can be a thousand lines! |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 12:40 am Post subject: |
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Yes that story is quite OK Hunter.
You are in the lead at the moment. But the only problem was, it was just a guy getting hit with a sniper rifle. Same old, same old.
But unless we get some more entries, your in with a chance! |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:12 am Post subject: |
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| I will enter. And win. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:24 am Post subject: |
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Well, you could always have this guy rip out the other guy's throat and make him eat it, or make him eat his own intestines.
You could also do this multipart thing where they rip out the guy's eyes and surgically attach them to his legs, while his fingers are cut off and put into his eyes.
Wait those are tortures. Saaame thing. You could always blue worm someone. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:29 am Post subject: |
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well, i know 183 ways to kill a man - 3 of which involve an ice cream scoop. (and im not kidding.)
But, there is only one way to kill someone without leaving any evidence for them to find. Unfortunately my sister knows that, but its something she refuses to share with me. humph.
the problem with killing someone is that if you do it, you dont have an allabi. The trick is figuring out how to be two places at once, where lots of people can see you in one place, and no one sees you in the other (where the crime takes place)
This is, obviously, impossible with one person. With two you run the risk of one being questioned and spilling his guts.
The best way to be in another place without actually being there would be a credit card purchase. Go into a store (with no survaylance equipment, preferably) and make a credit card purchase at any time. next step would involve hacking into the credit carrier's mainfraim data storage facility and changing the time of the transaction for the time that you want the murder to take place. (during daytime hours. Your best bet is to pick a computerized location run by an elderly gentlemen with limited knowledge of his surroundings. If the location is not computerized, fradulizing credit transaction slips is required, as is placing them in the stores outgoing claims.) After the date and time is set for the murder, the next step is to kill your victim. Wearing a leather coat, which prevents transfer of unwanted fibers, and standard, cheap boots (as the soles of most boots look very very similar, converse is a good bet, do not buy the boots with a credit card. Get them at a second hand store, pay with cash.) assasinating your victim can come about in many ways, but seeing as it must be during daylight hours, the best bet is to do it after he leaves home, but before he gets to work or visa versa. Make it look like he was caught in the crossfire of some gang activity. You'll have to research his normal route, and lay in wait with an illegal uzi. Wear leather gloves, with surgical gloves undernieth, preventing unwanted hand hair transfer. After the deed is done, take everything you had on, and burn it in the hottest fire you can make. Whatever vehicle you were driving will have to be torched, at least the interior. Do it away from people, an abandond farm site is excellent. Now all thats left is to never return to that town again. go across state lines, and your ok. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:35 am Post subject: |
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Then theres the old "give him a cathider (small glass tube up his urethra) and drop hydrochloric acid in it. Which is really cruel, but it will eventually kill him. a P22 fired up the rectum will kill a person in no more than 3 days. and hanging a person from a meet hook and poking a hole in one side of his neck will kill him (has to be in the artery, the one that leads away from the brain is better), again it will take a little while. but that guy will know the whole time that he's bleeding out. (the p22 is the most popular hired gunman killing that we have a statistic for)
Shoving a rag down his throat, and bringing it back up will kill him. it has to go all the way down to his stomach though. a fishhook (stratened with a pair of pliars, leaving only the little hook on the end) forced up a persons nose and brought back out (with brain matter, it has to go about half a foot up) wont kill him, but if the idea is to keep him quiet, it will certainly work. it might kill him.. he'd have to bleed to death though. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:39 am Post subject: |
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One way that wont work is too kill a person with an ice bullet. If thats what I think your thinking about. Shooting them with a bullet made of ice and once the deed is done the bullet will melt.
The Myth has been Busted.
Oh one way is to strap a person down, cut open his stomache, and put a bucket or something over his wound with rats in the bucket. When you heat up the bucket the rats will instinctively burrow. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:49 am Post subject: |
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| Qui? Have you had experience in this subject? You really have a creepy knowledge of this stuff... |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:56 am Post subject: |
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the rat one is sweet.
The one I'm writing goes in a story I've already started.
The guy who gets killed is a "death" like character who always wears a special black cloak. He has a small boy companion who he plans on entrusting and then murdering.
The assassin, who is also the main character of the story, has been following the boy and death for a day or so, and he rides his horse on a head of them, and at the mouth of a large arryo he digs a trap in the path.
After a day or so goes by the boy and death reach the trap and, as planned, the boys foot goes into the expertly placed hole and it snaps off at the ankle. When they boy falls to the ground screaming, death takes his hood off and crouches to help, and at the moment he removes his hood, the main character, Bastien, snipes him in the noggin. He then proceeds to walk up to deaths dead body and take the cloak off him (the cloak which holds all the souls) and leaves the boy there to die.
He takes the cloak because the "death" character took his mothers soul when she died, but she should not be going to hell. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:41 am Post subject: |
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| bard_of_life wrote: |
| Qui? Have you had experience in this subject? You really have a creepy knowledge of this stuff... |
No first hand experience, no. But the human body, as sturdy and resistant to death as it is, is extremely vulnerable to someone who knows what they're doing. Pressure points alone ammount to about 60-80 different ways to kill someone with enough presicion and power. The part that i wasnt kidding about was the ice cream scoop. When applied correctly, anything can be a deadly weapon, ice cream scoops are not a far cry from a club, or hammer.
When you factor in every artery and vein close to the surface you've got well beyond 130 different methods of death. then theres the little things youd never think of, internal organ damage, brain trauma, colapsing lungs when a broken rib punctures one of them (which can result in death if not treated immediately) then you get some outrageous number of ways to kill someone without using a firearm. |
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Dont forget gouges, like the cream scouper, you could easily stun someone and gouge out their eyes or neck.
Also theres the artery on the "inside" of your thigh, if you cut it the purple blood will ooze like no tomorrow.
Hm... Pressure points are fun. |
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