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 Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject: Puppets! |
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HA-HA! Puppets make anything funny as in this quote from Daria:
Jane - "I'm telling you, puppets make anything funny. Give me something that isn't funny."
Daria - "Um... a plane crash -- into a nuclear power plant."
Jane - "Okay. Now, picture the same plane crash, only the cabin is full of screaming puppets flailing their skinny little puppet arms. Funny, right?"
LMAO!
So...that's about it.
Anyone actually watch Sesame Street? |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| i watch sesame st. I luff it. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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| I wrote a story about the muppet show gang being in the mafia, it was pretty funny. theres also a followup to it, which is just beaker getting back at the mafia, but its not as good. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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ROLFLMAOTIDTILSMAMIWBAD!
Very true...but...lmao... |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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| QiGuaiGongFu wrote: |
| I wrote a story about the muppet show gang being in the mafia, it was pretty funny. theres also a followup to it, which is just beaker getting back at the mafia, but its not as good. |
Aw...I love Beaker to bits! Especially since he can't talk. Also the two old men in the balcony when there were movies. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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heh.... he talks in this. LOL.
''ROLFLMAOTIDTILSMAMIWBAD" ................................
internet lingo is getting out of hand. |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| who was that green one who came out of bins? (i think i'm talking about the same prgramme, it was a long time ago...) |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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| That would be Oscar the Grouch. I used to watch it when I was little. |
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| I miss the Count! Dude, he was awesome... |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Oscar and Elmo were the shizz. I hated Big bird with a vengeance. YUCK. |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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Thats real weird cause I wrote a muppet story too.
Its about a backstage look at a muppet office christmas party.
I will post it immediately.
It is very bad and unedited, its old, but its funny. Or so I shoudl hope. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:58 am Post subject: |
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| I hated Big Bird too! And Oscar was the best. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:59 am Post subject: |
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| It WAS beeker that took down the mafia. and it WAS Quinten Tarantino who was the ring leader after all the other muppets were dead. And it WAS frank oz who sent yoda to help beaker on his quest. |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:02 am Post subject: |
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Poor Beeker, ever since his stint with the mafia hes been addicted to cocaine.
Speach impediment my foot! |
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| Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:06 am Post subject: |
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what! no, beaker was clean! It was kermit that was into cocaine, but fozzie dropped a toaster in his spa, and then gave the remains to the sweedish chef, and everyone had frog soup for dinner that night.
read the story! its on here. First one is pulp puppet fiction (itd be in the back somewhere) and the follow up is beaker strikes back, which would be a few pages back. |
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