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 Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:05 am Post subject: I posted this in my blog, but...lmao.... |
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I just had too much fun with it.  One of those stupid writing exercises you think will never go anywhere but do.
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I live in a one of those hybrid towns, the kind that are a Big City/Small Town, all in one.
Where everyone knows Lucy from Kearney and Bill from Ogalala and, don't you know, the corn crop sucks this year?
I go to a church conviniently nestled between the Hixson-Lied College of Fine and Performing Arts and the School of Fashion and Design's fraternity (alpha omega whaddya-call-it), therefore the homosexual outnumber the heterosexual at least three-to-one.
I go to a school where everyone, even the loners, fit neatly into a tightly-configured clique, and the cafeteria Macaroni and Cheese will stick to the ceiling if you throw it up there, and never come down.
I shop in a mall where pretty much no one over 20 dares venture, and where the Lemon Days posters are always hung over the huge, blown up picture of this grisly-looking man and this blonde lady making out that's right outside the Sarah Hamman jeweler's shop.
I go to a grocery store that sells goat milk, Shitaki mushrooms, and some strange Vietnamese thing that I can't pronounce. Do you want a sack with that?
I belong to a pool where everyone's always uptight, the water's saturated with baby pee, the hotdogs are always cold, and the old fat guys get to stay in the water longer than we poor, deprived, sugar-high kids do.
I go to a library that's never quiet, Princess Diaries are checked out constantly, and the local Goth clan hangs out behind the romance novels.
I live in a state where everyone wears red and no one can live without their dang corn or their ESPN, either.
I'm a compugeek, a rider chick (who golfs on the side), Hey-You-In-The-Blazer, and a University Brat.
So what's it to you?
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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| You golf?? |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| That I do. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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Nice..
Ever do donuts with the golf cart on the course while it's raining? |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Nah.
Ever hit your dad in the butt from the tee-off spot? |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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Nope, I sucked at it. I went Happy Gilmore style and chucked my club into the woods because I kept missing the ball and when I hit it, it was good at first but it landed in the lake. Plus it was my only ball lmao
Wasn't in the best mood that day.
Oh, and the golf cart thing was cool, i'd recommend trying it.
I can be...fun...like that sometimes.
(I've only golfed twice by the way, and these two events took place on separate days) |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Hehe. What'dja score?
*not counting the clubless holes * |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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lmfao
It happened on the first hole.. that kinda added to my anger. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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ROLFLMAO!!!!
Woah...golfing with Nai must be fun... |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:53 pm Post subject: |
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Well, yeah, besides that little event, I did have some fun.
It was while I was camping so all my immediate family, my cousins, and my 2nd cousins went (it was just the guys). So basically I just took the golf cart over to where my cousin was playing then I came back to drive my dad to the next hole. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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| So did you play for just that one time or are you still at it? |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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Well I played twice on two camping occasions, but other than that, nope.
I could consider doing it again. |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:48 am Post subject: |
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You should.  |
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| Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:49 am Post subject: |
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.... You... have... to stop this INSANITY YOU'RE ONLY 12...
ahahahahahahahah you're 12
hahahahahahaahahah you're not 11
hahahahahahahahaahah life is a bitch and you know it
hahahahahahahahahahaaha GI Joe... |
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| ::shoots tranquilizer dart into Rose's neck:: |
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