This is not mean to hurt anyone's feelings or mock them... these town names are real.
WELL THIS SHOULDN'T BE!
Chapter 1.
Here. See here is a city. The city is called Intercourse. A small city in Pennsylvania, USA.
Here see the old concrete building, built by those puny things that call themselves humans....
In this old concrete building that is called an apartment house, lives our hero... although he himself has no idea that he is a hero. Our hero lives in a small flat, which is on rent with an unreasonable price (seen in what condition it is), although cheap.
The flat is infested by animals of the small insect kind of sort... Although some people have stated that they have seen a crustacean there.
In the flat there is; one small toilet, with a shower. A very small kitchen, living room and a small bedroom.
The small animals seem to have no effect on our hero.
Now look his alarm clock is ringing. Look viewers as he slams the alarm clock to the ground and smashes it with a hammer that he keeps in his drawer.
His brown hair covers his forehead and a few zits with it. He sits up from his bed and stumbles to his toilet. He goes to the shower... He is still in the dream world. And Now hear him scream.
"Aargh!"
It seemed that the water in the shower was cold....
Now he comes out of the shower and notices a small but important thing... he is still wearing his boxers...
He swears under his breathe, and throws the boxers in a box with the other dirty clothes.
He puts his clothes on and eats his cereals.
He looks at the clock and walks out. Outside is standing Will, who is our hero's good friend.
"Hiya, sleepy head." Will calls out. His long fair hair is combed so that it doesn't cover his face.
"Shut up dude." Our hero calls back.
"Oh. Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed. Didn't you John?" Will smiled. He had on a white shirt with the text Some idiot went to London. And All I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Which John had bought him for his birth day a year ago. He also had on a pair of black jeans and a jean jacket... blue by color.
John looked up at him. John had on just a pair of blue jeans and the same kind of blue jacket as Will. He had a plain green shirt under the jacket.
"The waters cold again." John snapped back. Will continued smiling.
It was a fairly warm early spring day. The sun shined upon the snow that was still left from the winter. It made a beautiful glow.
Will looked at his clock and turned to John "We better hurry if we don't want to miss school.
John sighed. Again he must run. Did he really sleep always that long?
The pair started running.
