"Public as a Frog"

	

	it is to my regret that

	there's an adolescent

	who isn't fluffy

	yet nonetheless is as sterile as a raccoon

	

	what a shame that the

	poor lad

	with all the airs and meanness

	of a cat

	has none of the wisdom or tasteful content

	

	the

	poor boy!

	he doesn't have a sticky tongue, good for catching insects

	nor can he hippoty-hop

	no imperial charms to speak of

	yet he is just as public as any frog



	Somehow my sympathy doesn't extend far enough-

	I still don't want to kiss him