“Such a crappy season,” Cormac sighs.
“What?”
“Autumn, man. It’s the crappiest season there is. What’s the point? I mean, summer’s hot and winter’s cold and spring’s all fluffy and nice, who the fuck needs autumn? I don’t need autumn. Do you need autumn?”
“I’d miss the… orange,” Eddy tells him. “The leaves and shit?”
“The orange? The orange,” he chuckles. Then screams: “Fuck the orange! Who the hell misses dead leaves, dude? Seriously.”
Naked in front of him, skin like a doctor’s gloves, looking like some sort of Snow Goddess, Shiva the Unmerciful, Odin’s wife, he hopes she could stay like that forever. She’s getting dressed now. The radio is still on. Edward just stares at her back. Is he supposed to do something? Is he supposed to say anything? Don’t go! Don’t leave! Fuck all that. Fuck all… that. She looks at him over her shoulder. He looks away.
One words springs to mind.
“Chickenshit,” Eddy mumbles after almost one minute of silence.
“What was that…? Whose a chickenshit?”
“I am. I’m a fucking chickenshit. I’m… I mean, I had something good, didn’t I? And I just… I didn’t do anything. I don’t…” He stops talking. Cormac takes a sip from the bottle and hands it over to him. Eddy takes a long gulp, and then whispers the word like it was vomit: “Chickenshit.”
“You gotta stop doing this to yourself, man. It’s unhealthy. Pussy is like… a really expensive chocolate, alright? And you eat it, and you like it, and when it’s done you’re sad it’s gone. And maybe it takes you a while to get the money to buy another chocolate, right? But you finally do. And it’s the same thing. Get it?”
“What—?” Eddy laughs, shaking his head. “What does that even mean? What…? That’s the worst fucking… analogy ever.”
“I know what I’m talking about, Ed. Like, have you ever seen me without a bird? All these years you know me, have I ever been without a woman?”
Cormac looks at her like she’s holding his mother hostage, like she’s just clubbed fifty baby seals to death. You’re killing me, he tells her.
“You just broke up with Carole yesterday. You’re without a woman now.”
“Exactly,” Cormac says, taking the bottle back and wiping the mouth with his sleeve. Then: “And do I look like I give a shit?”
She shakes her head and groans. You’re always so melodramatic, she says. I’m leaving, Cormac. We’re done. I mean, we’re just… Are you really getting anything out of this? We’re done. She’s saying these things like it’s public knowledge, the most obvious stuff in the world. Cormac does not compute. He’s grinding his teeth as hard as he can, he’s trying not to cry. Can’t you get that?, she asks again.
Cormac answers almost immediately, doesn’t even think about it.
“No,” Eddy tells him half-heartedly.
“Right. And I don’t. I don’t give one solitary shit, man.”
“So what happened, then? I thought you two were doing fine?”
“Nah,” Cormac croaks after a while. “That relationship was done for since fucking… forever. Girl was in denial, that’s all, so I did what was best for her. You know what they say, man.”
“What? What do they say, Cormac?”
“If it ain’t moving forward, then it’s moving towards the fiery depths of hell. But… What about you? What happened to you and…?”
Loretta glares at him but Eddy doesn’t say anything, he just lays there on the bed.
“Loretta.”
“Loretta? What, was she like a fifties blues singer or something? Was she an eighty year old black woman—? What sort of name is Loretta for a young girl?”
“It’s just a name,” Eddy mumbles. Adds: “Besides, your name is Cormac, Cormac. You shouldn’t make fun of anybody’s name.”
“Cormac like fucking Cormac McCarthy. And— Cormac like my grandfather who died in a world war, motherfucker—! Hey. You know what?”
You’re an asshole. Edward shrugs and tries to listen to the radio instead of her. Are you oh darling even listening to tell me what me?, she asks and for the first time in twenty minutes, he manages to look at her in the eyes. Yes, Eddy moans. I’m listening to you, I’m hearing what you’re saying. The radio keeps playing, muffling her words: So it’s just I knew you’d like that, huh? We’re tell me they were over and you don’t care. Not even an wrong apology? Edward shrugs again. You’re a fucking asshole, you know that?, she yells before walking towards the door. He's thinking of something to say. Well, that's not true. He knows exactly what he should say, just two little words.
“I’m sorry,” Eddy laughs. He watches Cormac drink from the bottle. “Alright, man? I’m really, really sorry.”
But he just mutters: I know.
“Fuck you, man. You know how I get about my name. It’s a good name.”
“Yeah, it is. It’s a great name,” he says. And then, mocking: “Fantastic name. The best name ever.”
“Just… shut up. So, OK, yeah, what about you and Loretta then? What happened? You told her about Mandy?”
“Yeah, I told her about Mandy. And then… I don’t know. I didn’t even apologize about it, you know? I just… did this badass routine. Said nothing… Leave if you want, I don’t care, that type of thing. I was just too… scared to argue with her. To try to convince her into staying. Never been more scared in my life.”
“You know what you sound like?”
“What?”
“A fucking pussy, man.”
Cormac is standing in font of the door, blocking her way, a child talking to his divorcing parents, a dog weeping about his owners leaving on vacation. Come on come on come on, just talk to me, Carole, he says. She just sighs again and tells him, deadpan: You’re being childish. Cormac knows she’s right, but still: You’re being childish! That doesn’t help.
“What is your problem?”
“I’m the voice of reason, Eddy. The only person that will tell you the way things really are. I mean, what? If she’d forgiven you about Mandy, then you’d still be with her. Right. And then what? You’d marry? Fuck that. Marriage is a sorry institution anyways, man. The government wants you to marry. Keeps men whipped, controlled. Keeps women as a minor workforce. Maintains the status quo.”
Look, Cormac, just… Good-bye, alright? I’m sorry. Really, I am. And then she’s gone. He stays in the hotel room he’d rented that night, alone and weeping.
“Are you drunk already?”
“Yeah, but that has nothing to do with nothing.”
Rot in hell, Eddy. I mean that. And then she’s gone. He phones his friend a while later and, swear to God, Cormac sounds like he’s been crying.
“Right. Gimmie the bottle, I wanna catch up.”
“Here you go.”
No. What? I’m not crying, he squeals as soon as he picks up the phone. Cormac sneezes. I’m just a little bit sick, that’s all. What? No, yeah. I could use a drink.
“We don’t need women, man,” Cormac concludes. Edward grunts, trying not spit out the drink. “Right, man? Women need us, is more like it.”
Great, Eddy says before hanging up.
“Yeah. You’re probably right. We don’t need anybody.”
“See? I’m always right. Cormac is always fucking right.”
When they meet up in the liquor store an hour later, Cormac forces Edward into buying whiskey instead of the vodka. Then they walk to the park and start drinking, surrounded by leafless trees, feeling the cool autumn wind on their faces. It’s already getting dark and Cormac, as it usually happens with these conversations, talks first.
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