Kind of weird mood this morning after my mom said some horrible things to me....



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An Ode to My Fabulous Mother



You always know what to say

To make me feel horrible

You taught me to get my priorities strait,

Image first, happiness last. 



You never fail to show your remorse

For the way I turned out,

You don’t want to be my friend,

But you want to be my confidant.



Do you realize how you’ve messed us up?

You’re side comments decompose

Our small amount of self esteem

Your advice kills us;



Keep everything inside,

Don’t let anyone see how miserable we are,

Be the happiest people on the planet,

Mask your pain with our materialistic values.



Don’t worry mom, never say you’re sorry,

You’re always right; you’re the best person ever.

We don’t care that you look through our stuff, 

Or criticize our every move. 



We want to be just like you,

Our princess mom. 

You’re amazing, 

And no one can tell you otherwise. 



Please grace us with your

Ice kisses and hugs that lack emotion.

Why don’t you just admit you failed?

You make it very clear you don’t like us.



But don’t worry about us,

You’re the best mom in the world,

And no one can tell you otherwise.



Don’t be us pet when you find

This in an empty room.

Maybe you’ll find me one day. 

Just look for the girl who turned out just like you,



That’ll be me. 

I’ll be the new princess mom, 

I’ll be just like you,

It’s inevitable.