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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:41 pm    Post subject: The Humor of Sanctum Reply with quote

I know I'm not the only one who's noticed this but Sanctum if full of a lot of weird and funny things. So, I thought, why not make a thread which lets people laugh along with you? So here I am.

Objective: Post the funny things you see in Sanctum.

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Here's one of mine:

You have encountered Lupe the Hypnotic Chihuahua which lunges at you with The stare of doom!
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It's me XD

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a guy I fought and he is....

'Somebody's Grandfather' lunges at you with 'Stories that go nowhere'

Wahaha..XD this is sooo hilarious!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have encountered Carrot Top which lunges at you with Phone Company Slogans!

XD Random much?

And this was hilarious after reading Snoink's version of the unicorn:
You have encountered Mature Unicorn which lunges at you with Powerful Horn!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*laughs* Come on guys! There's gotta be more XD Anything funny!

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have encountered Rude Student which lunges at you with Worn Text Book.

Scary stuff! Smile

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have encountered Cliche Bond Movie Villain which lunges at you with Cell-phone of Death!

Edit: Strangely, this one has actually happened to me before: "You have encountered Chicken which lunges at you with Squawking!"

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What would your line say if you were in the forest? Mine would be:

You have encountered Matt Bellamy, which lunges at you with Computer Programming Jargon!

Or maybe


You have encountered Matt Bellamy, which lunges at you with Loud Music!

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PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have encountered Firestarter, which lunges at you with obscure historical facts!

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have encountered Purple Dinosaur which lunges at you with Helpful Nature!

...hyuk hyuk hyuk.

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jack beat me to it, but:

Quote:
You have encountered Firestarter which lunges at you with Obscure Historical Facts!


XD

(And then I killed poor Firestarter.)

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PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have encoutnered chocoholic who throws a bar of chocolate at your head

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have encountered Overbearing Mother which lunges at you with 9pm Curfew!

Hahaha...makes me laugh.

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have encountered Crysi, who lunges at you with a keep of dragons!

...or not.

Ran into an amusing one the other night, but might be inappropriate to post here. XD

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As Sureal has already noticed, I am adding the suggestions everyone is making to Sanctum. The way I'm doing it is like this:

Admins & Former Admins at Level 14

Mods & DMs at Levels 11 - 13

JMs at Levels 9 & 10

Instructors at Levels 8

Greeters at Level 7

Everyone else is sorted out by the date they joined pretty much. So if someone who just joined wants to be made a creature, you'd encounter them at level 1.

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PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Awesomeness!

You have encountered gyrfalcon which lunges at you with Depressing Characters!

Or

You have encountered gyrfalcon which lunges at you with Unnecessary Adjectives!

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