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Cat_Lover_23
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| I..basically I was horrified. I know you just did it for fun, but there was little content in there that had anything to do with the book. I didn't find this funny. And the part about him shooting her with her dad's gun?? That didn't make any sense. Overall, it wasn't my kind of read. |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:47 am Post subject: |
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if you copied this and handed it out to all the Twilighters at my school they would shoot you. They are diehard twilight fans. I tried the read the books but after 200 pages of nothingness I put it down. Ill eventually read it just so i know what the movies about.
Anyway that part about my school is true they even create a dissease for it OCD (obsessive cullen disorder) I just love making fun of them. In fact this was so funny and good I may just show it to one of the hard core leaders of the group
Keep it up and with the hype your getting I would consider writing another one!!! |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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| jules4848 wrote: |
if you copied this and handed it out to all the Twilighters at my school they would shoot you. They are diehard twilight fans. I tried the read the books but after 200 pages of nothingness I put it down. Ill eventually read it just so i know what the movies about.
Anyway that part about my school is true they even create a dissease for it OCD (obsessive cullen disorder) I just love making fun of them. In fact this was so funny and good I may just show it to one of the hard core leaders of the group
Keep it up and with the hype your getting I would consider writing another one!!! |
Do it! Do it! Do it! Oh, by the way, DO IT!
Anyway, I think I see a part three coming in my head...it's funny what vamp-pregnancies can inspire among children like me... |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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| So is the Twilight series worth reading? |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:02 pm Post subject: Re: The Movie for Twilight by Stephenie Meyer |
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Hey...
I wasn't offended at all, as I love a good joke, and I am a Twilight hater. The books are overrated. (:
This was hilarious and made me laugh a lot.
keep writing. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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omg
i was cracking up
it is nothing like the book
but so stupid its hilarious |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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haha I love the actual books and you had me cracking up! 
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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*gigglesnorts*
Stephanie Meyer = Bane of my existance.
This great though. |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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| I think I may cry. . . |
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| Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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| I am a devoted twilight fan and i don't really like people taking a piss from the book but i think this was quite hilarious, write more fan fic please, please, please. |
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