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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who...

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought...

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants...

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled nicely

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Once there was a monster who spoke only about bubble gum. He thought that he should take a lesson about bubbles and rubber bands. He could jump over the river in front of an emu, but this once again proved he failed Maths.

"One bubble is round," the bubble master said. The object began to vibrate intensely and jiggle like marshmallows.

"Help!" cried the mushroom that ate cheese bread. "I never wanted to wear Twilight-inspired flares. Generic engineered Chimera can't swallow bubblegum." Then all of the black sludge jumped on Billy. He pulled the sludge slowly, then chewed some goat fur hungrily. The goat was poised, ready for more peanut butter and pie, once he lifted a MASSIVE RUBBER CHICKEN that interrogated his family.

The horticulturist bombed the ocean, when cream cheese began polluting the sea-bed. The vanity was unbelievably silly because the water gave a football influenza.

"Egad!" cried the football's doctor "It's much worse than we thought- you have bird flu!" Fortunately, Senator Clinton bought some band-aids, therefore drowning vampires and unicorns.

Sombreros were flying pinatas shaped like wonderbras that platypuses attacked. They shot cereal boxes that devoured geese soup and the vortex was spinning madly. African voodoo sharpeners sharpen carrots, used CDs, and monkeys.

Nearby, another attack occurred upon a innocent girl, who thought that elephants unfurled nicely billions

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