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 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: Why did... |
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This is called Why did... It's almost like an excuse game but different. Heres an example.
Why did green aliens take over the world?
They took over the world beacause they need some cheese for their awesome cake
Try to think of the randomist answer possible 
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:46 am Post subject: |
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Because it got lonely for it's friends, the white blood cells.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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Because it was being emotionally blackmailed by the cheesecake.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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The woman in the moon.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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The Pigs in the ceiling watch you and whisper where you are to the signs.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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Because the farmer was trying to eat him!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Huge mistake. You see, Naruto's favorite color is purple so his definition of a bad ass color was orange. He never knew.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:25 am Post subject: |
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For the printer/scanner/copier. (It likes a device that can multi-function.)
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:50 pm Post subject: |
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Wouldn't you run away if you were being beaten?
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Because the gunea pig already had the unicycle.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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Because the hyeena blocked YouTube.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:56 am Post subject: |
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They felt the urge to pull it apart slowly it and then make it into a backyard sculpture
WHY DID THE BOY PAINT THE CURTAINS CRIMSON? |
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| Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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To disguise the bloodstains on them. o.O
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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To get in touch with his chicken side.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:30 am Post subject: |
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So they can party with the grass for spring break.
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