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I can sign on and I use AOL.
Anyway, this is an amusing joke, and could apply to any politicians that are hated by a lot of people. Doesn't really matter what party s/he is a member of, or how much knowledge you have of politics. |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:37 am Post subject: |
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Well, even though I have a deep hate for Bush, I thought this one was hilarious.
And don't mind Psylynx over here, he just got out of the loony bin. |
And is a liberal cook. Not that theres anythign wrong with that...  |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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| ok this was soooooo funny! I laughed so hard! This is the best political joke I have ever heard! |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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I may be a bush fan but this one had me laughing...good one.  |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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God that a good one
DOWN WITH BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Looks up inoccently smiling* |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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AngelBaby88 and Fontroy:
I think you may not have quite got the joke...
You see, this is a pro Bush joke. Not an anti Bush joke... but a pro one. It pokes fun at his competitors. |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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I thought it was rather funny.
By the way "Kook" doesn't have a C in it. Unless you meant that the liberal in question was a Cook, in which case it would be appropriate. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:24 am Post subject: |
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I love this joke!
I hate bush!
I think sureal is wrong. |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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What?
Look, read the joke again (slowly if it helps). It makes fun of Bush's oponents, not Bush (hell, Bush isn't even mentioned in the joke!).
It's a pro Bush joke - that's a fact, not an opinion. |
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| Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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my word....time for another joke
hillary dies and goes to the pearly gates where michael is checking clocks
hillary asks "what are all of the clocks for"
michael says "the clocks measure how many times a person lies"
he points to a big oak clock and says "see that there was abraham lincolns it only moved twice."
pointing to another clock he says "that one was mother tereases it has never moved, not even once"
after looking around hillary asks "where's bills clock?"
"Oh his is in my office i use it as a ceiling fan."
corny and overated but more jokes are needed
and this is making fun of BILL CLINTON not bush |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:39 am Post subject: |
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| this is making fun of BILL CLINTON not bush |
People aren't catching that, are they? *slightly amused*
I think I heard the first one before. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:59 am Post subject: |
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People hate(d) Bush. people hated Clinton, people hated Bush Sr. There's always people who hate their president, so people make these jokes. Nothing new, but funny none the less. Bush isn't anything new we've seen. Mostly people just make fun of the way he talks, anyway. <.<
I'd give it an 8/10. Then the Clinton one a 7/10.  |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:17 am Post subject: |
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People hate(d) Bush. people hated Clinton, people hated Bush Sr. There's always people who hate their president, so people make these jokes. Nothing new, but funny none the less. Bush isn't anything new we've seen. Mostly people just make fun of the way he talks, anyway. <.<
I'd give it an 8/10. Then the Clinton one a 7/10. |
I make fun of him because he said that he never stops looking for ways to hurt his country and his people . |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:29 am Post subject: |
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| I think some people didn't get it because they're not American and don't know who these people are, they only know its got "Bush" in the title so they instantly guess "it's about Bush". That's what I did. |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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| I liked the hilary clinton one...I hate bill clinton....any one who can do something that stupid and get caught should be made fun of. |
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