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JCobsesed
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:30 am Post subject: Worst Ending line EVER! |
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This is just like the worst possible beginning line...only different!!!!
So...I'll go first...
"Thats my story!" |
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Poor Imp
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:31 am Post subject: |
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| "So, you don't really need to know what happened after that. " |
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TL G-Wooster
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:01 am Post subject: |
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"He woke up and found it was all a dream."
Ew, that one's DREADFUL. |
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Cpt. Smurf
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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Curse you, ShadowTwit, that was my worse possible ending line *sulks*
Oh well, I shall have to think of another one...
"And they all lived happily ever after"
That's such a disappointment. |
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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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DARN! Kaz stole mine
"And so, Mary Sue and Gary Stu lived happily ever after, until they had a child they named Mary Sue, who was the abomination of all fanfiction. To this day she haunts all fanfic sites."
Oooh. Scary. 0_0 |
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Jules the jester
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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| They died. |
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TL G-Wooster
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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Hehe! Your's was a funny one, Baroness! And sorry Kaz, but that line always ranks highest (or lowest, depending on your point of view ) in my mind.
"And then the monkeys ruled over the world."
That's stupid. ^^  |
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Royboy
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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| "And that's the way the cookie crumbles." |
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backgroundbob
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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| "Once upon a time..." |
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Sureal
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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[i]And then the Earth was blown up by an alien, and all the main characters (excluding the ones that mysteriously dissapeared earlier on in the series and never mentioned again) died.
... wait, I've read that book... |
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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| And the moral of the story is BOOBIEZZZZZZZ! |
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BrokenSword
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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| "And so yeah." |
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EmiSukotto16
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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| "And there you have it, folks." |
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Shafter
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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| "And then he went back to his normal life, and learned absolutely nothing about life despite the adventures he'd been through; he went back to being a glutton, a greedy banker, and an all-around jerk." |
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Sumi H. Inkblot
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Royboy wrote: |
| "And that's the way the cookie crumbles." |
DX XD (Thanks, Shadow! it really is a scary prospect, aye??!)
"...and Eragon and Arya lived happily ever after." |
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