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| "And so, despite the valiant efforts of our heroes and heroines, they were all wiped out and evil triumphed. The bad guy got to rule the world just as he had dreamed of, and people suffered and died at his hands for all eternity. The end." |
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| Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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"Then, suddenly a bomb dropped out of the sky and killed everyone. Hahahaha! I mean...how sad...THE END!"
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"Everyone lived happily ever after as rich, beautiful, smart, nice people who simmered in their mary-sueness for the rest of the life because they're immortal." |
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| Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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'The End.'
I hate it! I mean seriously, does a story ever end? Unless some smartie pants author decides to destroy everything so completely and utterly that there is absolutely nothing left- which I don't think happens in many books- then the story simply continues on and on. Just like that sentence  .
All 'The End' means to me is that the author cannot squeeze out any more creative juice and keep the story interesting or they are done because they cannot squeeze any more money into their pockets. Retirement, yay!
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| Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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"at this point I would like to mention that, as I'm self-publishing this book, it's not like anyone's ever going to read it anyway, so it really doesn't matter one bit what I actually write! There is no story! I just enjoy telling people that I'm a published author! I mean, screw it, there's no need to actually write the damn thing (do you have any idea how long it takes to write a novel? I certainly don't, I never bothered!), you just have to carry it around in your coat pocket and use it as a pick-up line! So shove your head in a blender and hope you'll get a haircut, you writers, because I'll be out tantalising the opposite sex with my fifty-buck-a-pop fame packet and you'll be stuck in your dark room with a word-processor for company writing something brilliantly clever that no publisher's ever going to touch!
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| Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| 'I'm sorry Ron,' Hermione said, 'I've just discovered I'm gay, and in love with Luna.' scar |
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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lol at sureal 
And they all lived happily ever after...or did they? |
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I woke up in the psych ward.
(I actually used that one in sixth grade. 0_0) |
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| Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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haha, I like yours Jenna. It reminds me of something I wrote a while back...hehe.
Bob...I love the long one, it's awesome, I just had to read it like, eight times. =D
Another bad ending line
"Oh my God! Did I kill you?"
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""Of course I didn't die," said Eragon self-righteously. "Being the writer's alter-ego, I'll never die, age, look ugly, lose a battle or generally make Paolini look foolish!""
 Too late, Eragon, dear idiot, too late.... |
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:40 am Post subject: |
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| Fifty years passed. |
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haha. Baroness you made me giggle!
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:16 am Post subject: |
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I love that JC! 
"I'm tired of writing so I'll say 'The End'..." |
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| Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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Then they launched the rocket, people watched go up and up. All the sudden it was coming down. It crashed back into the city it came from creating a huge blast. Nobody made it, or did they?
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| Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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"And no one knew what happened to them."
Argh stupid endings!
LOL at surreal - 'I'm sorry Ron,' Hermione said, 'I've just discovered I'm gay, and in love with Luna.' scar
That was the best!
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