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TL G-Wooster
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 Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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*raises hand* "Objection." ~Clover
"Throw that member out!" ~the Raven
"Only cultured people with money across the pond can get Starbucks. I can't remember the last time I saw one." ~Clover
"You just don't get out. I seen plenty." ~the Raven
"Hah! Getting out? I get out." ~Clover |
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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'You can't be half-Jewish!'-Ethan
'Oops. You're getting him annoyed; you don't want him to be annoyed.'-Blake
'You shut up. Nobody asked you.'-Ethan
'What, I'm not allowed to contribute to your ranting? Babe, take a deep breath and calm down.'-Blake
'Well they're being stupid. You can't be half Jewish. Rabbinical law says so.'-Ethan
'Babe. Calm down. Why do you give a damn? Let them be half Jewish if they want. Anyway, weren't you listening? If we're not uncultured yanks, that must make us cultured too.'-Blake
*laughing* 'Pull the other one. You, cultured? That's funny.'-Ethan
'Oh yeah, and what makes you so cultured?'-Blake
'I speak, read and write practically four languages for Christ's sake.'-Ethan
'Four?'
'English, Yiddish, Hebrew and German.'-Ethan
'I dunno if German counts; you're not fluent.'-Blake
'Practically fluent. I actually read books too, unlike some people.'-Ethan
'Hey. I read books.'-Blake
'Yeah? When was the last time you even picked up a book? And the Gay Times does not count as a book. It's a magazine.'-Ethan
'Um...ooh, last week, I read The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.'-Blake
'Really?'-Ethan
'Yeah. It sucked.'-Blake |
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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Daniel: I've only got enough money for the three of us. Sorry.
Allyson: Eh, who cares? Let's go.
Elizabeth: We need to get money for them. Maybe there'll be an ATM on the way to Starbucks. Let's go.
*Scene changes to ATM near Starbucks*
Elizabeth: OK, lemme withdraw some money...
Allyson: Why do you care about them?
Daniel: Allyson, just let Liz get money for the oth-
Elizabeth: My name isn't Liz! |
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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"Lizzie, you seriously have issues. I can predict that your life will suck to the magnium extent of excessive sucky suckitudity if you don't learn to give and take." ~the Raven
"You take, others give. Right?" ~Clover
"Mmm-hmm. Who said that?" ~the Raven
"You mean you actually don't know something? Stop the presses!!!!" ~Clover
"I can feel my arteries clogging up through the ammount of sarcasm you're letting off." ~the Raven |
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 12:03 am Post subject: |
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Brian: I feel my brain turning to goo. And it's not just because of the...never mind!
Cara: Excuse me? What did you say?
Brian: Nothing!
Cara: Tell me! NOW!
Brian: (mumbles something) |
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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Marc: "I don't get why my heritage is so offensive. It's not MY fault that my grandma polluted our very Jewish gene pool by running off with a tourist from Switzerland."
Vanessa: "I think his point is that you can't call yourself truly Jewish unless you practice Judaism."
Marc: "So, does that mean you can't be considered Irish unless you drink a lot of whiskey? Or you can't be German unless you salute the Nazi flag?"
Vanessa: "Never mind."
Marc: "And I agree with Raven about the future suckiness of Lizzie's life. She takes herself too seriously. And Brian, secrets don't make friends."
Vanessa: "Neither do you - comparing Judaism to Hitler."
Marc: *shrug* |
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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"I thought you could only be Irish if you were chronically lazy." ~Clover
"Then that makes Rohsair Irish, then." ~Kit
*laughs* "Sure, an' I am." ~Rohsair
"But the Welsh are supposed to be great singers." ~the Raven
*Clover begins to hum Men of Harlech*
"And, frankly, that stereotype does not apply to every Welsh one out there." ~the Raven
"Men of Harlech onto glory, this will ever be your story, keep these stirring words before yeeeeeeeeeeeee!" ~Clover
"All right, all right, we get it." ~the Raven |
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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Marc: *randomly* "Why do Brits call the Atlantic Ocean a pond?"
Jake: "Cause they're uncultured. Remember?"
Marc: "Oh yeah."
(lyrical_sunshine pokes her head in. "I resent the lazy Irish comment!) |
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R: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Me: Oh dear, why are you so happy?
R: Is it a bad thing?
Me: No, I just want to know if I should dive into a bomb shelter.
R: Why does everyone keep saying that? |
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TL G-Wooster
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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(twit pokes her head in. "And I resent the uncultured Brit comment! We created the Yanks' history!")
"Coo, patriotism!" ~Kit
"Oh, stuff it kids." ~the Raven |
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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("Fine then." *Sunny offers her hand to twit* "Truce?")
Marc: "Okay, so I'm outnumbered by the Euro-type peoples. But seriously, why DO you call it a pond?" |
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R: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Me: Oh dear, why are you so happy?
R: Is it a bad thing?
Me: No, I just want to know if I should dive into a bomb shelter.
R: Why does everyone keep saying that? |
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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Elizabeth: I think that your religion isn't based on your family, but what you belive and/or practice.
Daniel: You done with the money for the others, Liz?
Elizabeth: QUit calling me Liz! And yes, I got some. *hands out money*
Allyson: Such a waste.
*scene changes to inside Starbucks. Allyson orders first, followed by Elizabeth, then Daniel. The three of them sit down*
Daniel: You want the free biscotti, Li-
*Elizabeth glares at him*
Daniel: Beth?
Elizabeth: OK, I can tolerate that.
Allyson: Finally, I don't have to put up with your squaking. |
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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"'Cos it's dirty and wet. Like a pond. Duh." ~the Raven
"I never call it the pond. What's the Atlantic Ocean?" ~Kit
"Ignorant street arab. It's the sea, man." ~the Raven |
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:58 pm Post subject: |
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Marc: "Street Arab? Weird."
Vanessa: "I have a beautiful pond in my backyard..."
Marc: "It's still dirty. Your horses drink out of it." *orders a caramel latte with extra caramel*
Jake: "I'll eat Liz's free biscotti." |
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R: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Me: Oh dear, why are you so happy?
R: Is it a bad thing?
Me: No, I just want to know if I should dive into a bomb shelter.
R: Why does everyone keep saying that? |
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TL G-Wooster
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:46 am Post subject: |
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"You've got horses? What type? How many?" ~Rohsair
"Street kid, arab, urchin. Same. What's biscotti?" ~Kit
"Coffee. Ew. I want a coke." ~the Raven |
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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Vanessa: "We have four quarter horses and one two-year-old Arabian. They're all rescues - we got them dirt cheap at the stockyards. Everyone thought they were useless, but my Dad's a miracle worker."
Marc: "Her entire family is up for Humanitarians of the Year. It's sickening."
*Jake buys Raven a Coke* |
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R: HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Me: Oh dear, why are you so happy?
R: Is it a bad thing?
Me: No, I just want to know if I should dive into a bomb shelter.
R: Why does everyone keep saying that? |
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