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I wish I could be perfect
I wish I could be perfect
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Because then the birds wouldn't be speciel anymore.

What is the tailwind speed of a swallow?
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It depends on how fast the swallow is flying.

How much water can you swallow before you die?

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Depends on your age i think

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
why are round pizzas put in square boxes?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
because it's easier to make square boxes instead of round

why don't cats like water?

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Because they're dumb.

What would happen if a huge mob jumped up and down on the Golden Gate Bridge at once?
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The policemen would come and break it up.

Why do scientists always think they're right?

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Because they've gone through years of schooling to tell everybody that they are smarter than them.

Why are pigs pink?

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
So they go brown when you cook them.

Where does wind come from?

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From the sky.

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Because that's what they named it.

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if practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why bother practice?

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to fool little children into thinking that they can be perfect by practicing whatever they were practicing

why do people feel feelings?

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Because if we didn't, we'd all be robots and life would be boring.

If nothing is described as a lack of things, then surely the fact that it has a description means that it is something. So technically, nothing just doesn't exist, right?
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If there was nothing, the word nothing would not exist.

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