A long time ago, in a kingdom by the sea,

lived the Naughty Sorceress* and me

with nothing in my mind lest to defeat her,

and for her, to defeat and destroy me

our contempt for each other was so great,

that the devils in hell could not bear our hate,

and that is why, on that fateful day,

porktober* 8th was the date

in which our fate was revealed

the clash of sword and shield

until one was left standing,

in the lonely battle field

I did a horrible job of imitating annabel Lee, eh?

*=references to The Kingdom of Loahting