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LilPWilly

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About LilPWilly

When I was a young lad I got kicked in the ***** repeatedly by my friends to make them laugh. I am a shaolin monk and impervious to damage like I saw on the internet. I put on a magic show with them, but they made the neck snapping sound at the wrong time, so we were pretty much over. Now my friends and I bike or drive all over Washington seeing what there is to see and getting five dollar whoppers or deals on vbucks.


Interests

Girls, bodybuilding, and making music.

Occupation

YouTube watcher


Daddy Long Legs are more closely related to crabs than spiders and somehow the idea of crablike creatures with spider legs that have escaped the entrappings of the primordial sea and now crawl over land and can walk up and down walls and ceilings creeps me more than I can adequately describe.
— Snoink