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Jagger


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Just me here

My name is Jefferson William Henry Cain. But my family and friends call me Jagger. Most of my family, though, dies in 9-11. There is no one left to tell me why most of them were there. I'm a born again christian, and I'm an open person. I don't care if you're fat or skinny, everyones equally beautiful in my eyes.


Occupation

Landscaper/ contractor/ whatever the hell side jobs i can get.


Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they?
— Homer Simpson