MORGERNSTERN & MINIONS, INC.
Devourings and Acquisitions.
Our prices are the lowest in the nether-realms! We guarantee less fine-print and, if you stipulate within the next few months we offer twenty less sub-clauses!
666 EXCHANGE PLACE NEW YORK, FAX 666 666 6666, TELEX 66 6666
Morgenstern & Minions does not offer reimbursements or soul returns at any time for any reason. By stipulating a contract with Morgernstern & Minions, you agree to the Terms and Agreements without exception. By stipulating a contract with Morgenstern & Minions, the company is exempt from all legal bindings and juridical processes. Morgenstern & Minions is not responsible for any unpredictable side-effects. Side-effects may include hair loss, nausea, nightmares and violent and painful death.
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