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 Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:56 am Post subject: Funny Joke |
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A mother was in her car with her three girls.
The first one said, "Mom, why did you name me Lilac?"
The mother replied, "Because when you were a baby, a lilac fell on your head."
The second one said, " Mom, why did you name me Violet?"
The mother replied, " Because when you were a baby, a violet fell on your head."
The third one said, " OOOAABLUGAAAAHHHH!!!"
The mother replied, "Shut up, Cinderblock!" |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL wow. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:48 am Post subject: |
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| thats not lame, its funny! |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Lol! The perfect way to name kids XD |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, I think it's lame. Not funny at all. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:38 am Post subject: |
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Reichuru probibly does not think it is funny because her real name is cinderblock.
I loved it! |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:58 am Post subject: |
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Pretty solid joke. I've heard the same one only different, it went:
A native woman is sitting in here teep pee by teh fire with her three children.
The eldest says,"Mother tell me the story of my name."
"Well Brook Near Tree," She replied, "Upon your birth I went out side the tee pee and the first thing that I saw was a beautiful brook running next to a large strong sycamour tree."
The middle child piped up enthusastically, "Tell me the story of my name, please mother!"
"You name, Field Of The Crane, " She replied. "Was inspired when I gae birth to you, and I left the tee pee and the first thing that I saw was a large field, and in the field were many flying cranes."
The youngest child sat staring into the fire. He said nothing, but appeared to be botherd by something.
The mother looked down and said, "Don't you want to know where your name came from, Two Deer Fucking?"
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I know it's tasteless, but its still gosh dang funny. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:25 am Post subject: |
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| I like the deer one more. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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Me too!
I would like to see an example of what Reicheru thinks is a funny joke. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Rincewind's joke is a rip off of one of Terry Pratchett's... Which is actually kind of appropriate I guess, given his username... |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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i thought that was funny lol. well, it got a giggle from me  |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Lmao, they're pretty good. xD |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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*laughs* I like that first one... the second I like too, but I could never repeat...
*walks off giggling* |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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hee hee. I had to read it twice before I understood it. Maybe you should make the
(and I quote)
" OOOAABLUGAAAAHHHH!!!"
out of cap locks. |
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