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Elizabeth
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 Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:11 pm Post subject: Beninning is Great, Ending is Second Rate |
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Can you think of the most horrible line ever? Can you think of the most horrible ending?
If you can then you can sure as heck make up your own.
Make up a begninning line that rocks the world but have the worlds most stupidest ending.
I remember a story I read from a friend who I have now gotten a law against his writing had the lines of:
Begninning: "She loves me I know it and her candy kisses prove well."
Ending: "Then she died, but life moves on, yet i have not forgotten her."
Only reason I dont' like it because it was ABOUT me from this kid who i would never kiss in my life! Damn luck. Anyway, Here is the thingy.
For the person who makes my eyes pop-out; 20 pts (sorry I'm getting a little stingy but I don't have like... 4000 points!)
For the person who makes me cry: 15 pts
For the person who will never make me read again; 30 pts (THAT IS IT)
Everybody else might get like.... 5 or 10 points, depending. |
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Sam
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Beginning: During my days at the farm, I loved the smell of excitement in the air, how sponaniety was a thin mist that covered the sleepy, stereotypical view of farm life.
End: I lasted two days: after the pig crapped on my foot, I disappeared into the mist.
Ok, they both stink but i tried. Goin' for humor...or not. |
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Green Monkey
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Beginning: Once upon a time, five fair maidens were abducted by a dark wizard from a far-off land. The kingdom despaired. The King addressed his land and sent out five brave knights to rescue the maidens.
End: After the harsh journey through the swamps and deserts, the knights arrived at the dark wizards keep. When they burst into the main chamber, they found themsleves at a party. The wizard and the maiden along with many strangers were all drinking beer and getting 'naughty'. The knights joined in when all of a sudden, the roof was ripped off by a storm and it began raining bunnies. The end except for the epilogue where the war between hooker maidens and bunnies takes place.... Actually thats the next book. lol |
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Emma
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Beginning: I had always loved him, as soon as his melting blue eyes looked at me I was in red.
Ending: She kicked me so hard I went flying to mars, I never saw my love again. |
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Elizabeth
1 Piece To The Original YWS Couple
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bard_of_life
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Wait, I have an entry!!!
Start- He would rise to the top, he would become the greatest man ever alive and rule the world.
End-That is of course, if he was able to come alive once more. |
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Areida
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Beginning: Once upon a time, there was a sweet young girl. She was beautiful and perfect and lovely and everyone loved her very much. She wanted to be president.
End: Even though the evil assassin ruined her chances at the presidency, everyone came to her funeral and several movies stars declared their undying love for her, despite the fact that she was indeed, dead. And they all lived happily ever after. The End.
Hee hee. Gotta love MarySues. |
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QiGuaiGongFu
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Beginning: Satelite field in nebraska, they start hearing prime numerical code, signs of intelligent life knowingly attempting to contact us.
Ending :the alien was her freaking father.
GOD, contact was a horrible movie.
Beginning: a long time ago, in a galexy far far away.... something something, war on naboo, yadda yadda.
middle : who the fuck is JAR JAR?!
ending:so, anakin flies a starfighter, having never flown one before, navegates through heavy WW2 style fighting tactics, crash lands inside an enimy controled star ship, somehow keeps himself in the damn star fighter without getting pulled out by some very pissed off droids, and blows up the reactor, which just happens to be in the landing bay, with a single shot. WTF?
"you fool. You damn fool" worst line ever, from Sin City.
Ok, this one is a bit different.
Ending of movie 3, Ripley, the original GI Jane, or Rambette, if you will, comits suicide as the alien bursts through her chest, as she dives into a pool of molten lava.
Beginning of movie 4: she's alive? what the fuck? oh, she's a clone, because THAT makes sense.
Beginning:long time ago, yadda yada, galexy far far away. something about shit we dont read anyway, yadda yadda, its full out war. Movie three, return of the sith, bum bum bum..
ending: (and it was GREAT, alll the way up until this point) NOOOOOOO she was alive! i FELT her!! (im sorry, james earl jones yelling like a 3rd grader just kinda kills it.) |
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Ryan
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Beginning- My whole life, I have been running away from the green men. They have hunted me continuosly. Day and night. But finally, there were people, that jumped out and blocked me from their view. The people, or the bodies, were killed. But once again, I escaped
Ending- It was only moments later that I realised it. The bodies, they were my family. |
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Elizabeth
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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"For the person who makes my eyes pop-out; 20 pts (sorry I'm getting a little stingy but I don't have like... 4000 points!)
For the person who makes me cry: 15 pts
For the person who will never make me read again; 30 pts (THAT IS IT) "
OK OK Add a 0 to each of them. because I have waaaaaaaaay more than 4000 points now XD. OK well I believe the deadline will be at the end of August. I'll try my best to post the winners.
Maybe even give charity points for forgetting and annoying people 
-TBR (who is still laughing at my dumbness)
REMEMBER DEADLING AUGUST [INSERT LAST DAY BECAUSE I FORGOT IF IT WAS 30 OR 31] |
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Ryan
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Beginning- My whole life, I have been running away from the green men. They have hunted me continuosly. Day and night. But finally, there were people, that jumped out and blocked me from their view. The people, or the bodies, were killed. But once again, I escaped
Ending- It was only moments later that I realised it. The bodies, they were my family. |
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slytherinseeker
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| Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 8:03 am Post subject: TICKET, TICKET |
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This is my first contest so bare with me.
Beginning: I couldn't believe my eyes. I checked it again and again, the numbers were still showing on the TV. I had just won a million dollars. I checked it once more until I got some paper out. I wrote down what I could now do. Son's education-paid, new house- definitely, a holiday to hollywood-I'll start packing now.
Ending: I booked my ticket to Hollywood, as my best-friend is a travel agent. I paid on credit card and then rang up the lottery comission. My ticket was from last week. |
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Elizabeth
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OK first since this kinda sucks and nobody really does my contests I'll judge RIGHT NOW and send points if me dad doesn't catch me on here hee hee. And I be generous to catorgorize each of you instead of just 1 of you for each like... catagory... so yeah more points to give... woo hoo
SAM:
Beginning: During my days at the farm, I loved the smell of excitement in the air, how sponaniety was a thin mist that covered the sleepy, stereotypical view of farm life.
End: I lasted two days: after the pig crapped on my foot, I disappeared into the mist.
Somebody seriously didn't try hard did they? Will it win???? as you say Sam, dun dun dun dun?
GREENMONKEY:
Beginning: Once upon a time, five fair maidens were abducted by a dark wizard from a far-off land. The kingdom despaired. The King addressed his land and sent out five brave knights to rescue the maidens.
End: After the harsh journey through the swamps and deserts, the knights arrived at the dark wizards keep. When they burst into the main chamber, they found themsleves at a party. The wizard and the maiden along with many strangers were all drinking beer and getting 'naughty'. The knights joined in when all of a sudden, the roof was ripped off by a storm and it began raining bunnies. The end except for the epilogue where the war between hooker maidens and bunnies takes place.... Actually thats the next book. lol
HAHAHA Beer? Politically incorrect. No drunkedness in pub-LIC
EMMA:
Beginning: I had always loved him, as soon as his melting blue eyes looked at me I was in red.
Ending: She kicked me so hard I went flying to mars, I never saw my love again.
I can picture so many ways this story went HAHAHA
BARD OF LIFE:
Start- He would rise to the top, he would become the greatest man ever alive and rule the world.
End-That is of course, if he was able to come alive once more
hahahahahahah oooh that's nice.
ARI:
Beginning: Once upon a time, there was a sweet young girl. She was beautiful and perfect and lovely and everyone loved her very much. She wanted to be president.
End: Even though the evil assassin ruined her chances at the presidency, everyone came to her funeral and several movies stars declared their undying love for her, despite the fact that she was indeed, dead. And they all lived happily ever after. The End.
So true... so true.... I knew exactly how she felt... caskets are comfy
QI:
Beginning: Satelite field in nebraska, they start hearing prime numerical code, signs of intelligent life knowingly attempting to contact us.
Ending :the alien was her freaking father.
(and then all the other entries)
Show off... you stupidly funny show off
RYAN:
Beginning- My whole life, I have been running away from the green men. They have hunted me continuosly. Day and night. But finally, there were people, that jumped out and blocked me from their view. The people, or the bodies, were killed. But once again, I escaped
Ending- It was only moments later that I realised it. The bodies, they were my family.
Which is why i now have a family cloning thingy in my basement.. bwahah funny
Slytherinseeker:
Beginning: I couldn't believe my eyes. I checked it again and again, the numbers were still showing on the TV. I had just won a million dollars. I checked it once more until I got some paper out. I wrote down what I could now do. Son's education-paid, new house- definitely, a holiday to hollywood-I'll start packing now.
Ending: I booked my ticket to Hollywood, as my best-friend is a travel agent. I paid on credit card and then rang up the lottery comission. My ticket was from last week.
OH HOLY that happened to me mom kinda. She nearly won 1000 but then it was like.... BOOM last week. She cried....
OK I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE!!!
For the person who will never make me read again; 300: Qi (for sure), Slytherinseeker
For the person who makes my eyes pop-out; 200 : Sam, Emma, Ari
For the person who makes me cry: 150 : Ryan, Green Monkey, Bard of life
Ouch it hurts to rad writing now. This was so funny you guys thanks for joining. Your points will be sent out as soon as I say bye to them...
600+600+450=....1650 points...
well... that's not... much? *breaks out laughing* |
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Elizabeth
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