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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this really neccesary Nate? Not to boast, I've better threads for such a purpose, but I'm sure I meet basic standards for grammar, as do many others. I may not devote much time to the site itself, but that's because I have pressing demands on my time, as do we all. Do I really need to waste precious time failing a grammar test. What *is* sentence diagramming anyway Razz.

Perhaps if you want to set a bar, it could be on a level with which users are more familiar.

Failing that, have intensely high standards, but only impose them on new members.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rubric wrote:
Is this really neccesary Nate? Not to boast, I've better threads for such a purpose, but I'm sure I meet basic standards for grammar, as do many others. I may not devote much time to the site itself, but that's because I have pressing demands on my time, as do we all. Do I really need to waste precious time failing a grammar test. What *is* sentence diagramming anyway Razz.

Perhaps if you want to set a bar, it could be on a level with which users are more familiar.

Failing that, have intensely high standards, but only impose them on new members.

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Rubric, I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. While I could diagram that sentence, it would probably take me about an hour - and if we really had to diagram it, why would he have posted the answer? Wink Don't sweat it just yet.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diagraming?
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What is that?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nate is so full of win he doesn't have to diagram the sentence! Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to fail . I guess I won't be in the young writers society anymore. I never heard or seen this before.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm assuming that, as this is posted in Randomness, it's a complete joke.

If not, then I consider it highly unfair. >.< Sentence diagramming is hard!!

Also, I agree with Heather, Nate can't use the sight either with his grammatical errors!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, it's not grammatical errors... it's my stylistic rendition. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol. I suck at diagramming sentences, but at least I know how and when to use a period. Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*laughs*

What is sentence diagramming, anyway? We never had to do this when I was at school! Back in my day... *trails off*

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For those who have practiced the diagramming, the answer is included below. A link to the original is:

http://www.geocities.com/gene_moutoux/diagram100words15.htm


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG! It looks like a bunch of streets and roads! I never learned this at school and this is my senior year! I hope this is a horrible joke. If not, then oh well, I'm not going to be trying to learn nothing new over the summer. School is OUT!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You suck Nate!

Your making fun of us now! Crying or Very sad
You evil person. Now just because of this maybe we should go on strike and make every post have one spelling mistake in it or even grammatical mistake. I suck at grammar anyways.

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Oy vey, this is what they teach in schools nowdays?

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...meh...whimper...

GGGAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

What is this? I've never disected sentences before! THIS IS AGEIST AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO HAVEN'T LEARNED THIS!!! I HAVE GOOD GRAMMAR!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, Amber, don't tell Nate he sucks! It'll taunt him!

Granted, I think general concensus says this is a joke. >.< Who would honestly want to know how to diagram a sentence into a road map?

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