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Novelist

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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:32 am Post subject: |
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| Fortunately they all had tenure. |
_________________ I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
This is the child that no-one sees, lost in a long ago melody. |
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thunder_dude7
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:02 am Post subject: |
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| Unfortunetly, this had no affect because nobody knew what "tenure" meant. |
_________________ A good friends lets you come under their umbrella.
A best friend makes you run for cover, screaming, "Run, loser, run!" |
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This_is_history
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 3:07 am Post subject: |
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| Fotunately, one of them looked it up in the dictionary and found out it meant they couldn't be fired. |
_________________ I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
This is the child that no-one sees, lost in a long ago melody. |
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thunder_dude7
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunetly, the teachers were assasinated instead. |
_________________ A good friends lets you come under their umbrella.
A best friend makes you run for cover, screaming, "Run, loser, run!" |
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melkor
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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately, this made them a lot more determined and of course undead. |
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"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. "
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Demeter
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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(Melkor, I think you meant to write "fortunately"?)
Unfortunately, they were so shocked that they couldn't do anything. |
_________________ While you were reading my signature, I took your wallet. |
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thunder_dude7
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 12:38 am Post subject: |
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| Fortunetly, the teenage mutant ninja turtles came to help them. |
_________________ A good friends lets you come under their umbrella.
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LoveableLittleSock
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Iya Ythmir
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| Fortunately, someone volunteered to clean all the blood that spilled on the floor. |
_________________ Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. |
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Squishy
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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| unfortunatly, the blood was front subjects with HIV, AIDS, and other horrible diseases. the person cleaning up the blood was not only infected, but he washed the rags in the sink where the water went and contaminated the entire city, starting an epidemic of HIV, AIDS, and other horrible diseases in the Greater Antilles and America |
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Demeter
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Fortunately, someone sewed all the found pieces of the turtles together, creating now an Extra Super Duper Ninja Turtle who could stop all the epidemics in the world. |
_________________ While you were reading my signature, I took your wallet. |
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Tess Poe
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately, whichever genius made the Extra Super Duper Ninja Turtle, didn't consider making it immune to the diseases itself, so in an attempt to stop the diseases the Extra Super Duper Ninja Turtle caught one of them. And died. |
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Ianthe
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Fortunately, after the Extra Super Duper Ninja Turtle died, the diseases were cleared out of the river. |
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~Volant~
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately, it was still in the lake. The one where all the little kids hang out.... |
_________________ Dear Lord, I have been asked, nay, forced to ask a blessing on this turkey. A turkey that was very much alive with real emotions, that nuzzled it's young with almost human like compassion...anyway, it's dead now, and we're about to eat it. Amen. |
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Angel of Death
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Fortunately, the little kids decided that the lake was lame and hung out at the basketball court |
_________________ "Like the apple that passed through both the lips of Adam and Eve, you are forbidden. So if I were to pick you from a garden that has been coveted by another man, then I shall have hell to pay for my sins,"-Me |
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