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Nope.
I'm doing it not only to test your wit and intelligence, but to undermine and defy you all. |
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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| How evil |
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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New questions!
1. Obviously not - if death dies, we live forever. The double negative becomes a positive (Yay for Maths metaphors!)
2. By very definition, yes
3. Only if it acquires the help of the Jam Jar king, to spew forth fruity badness from behind the dairy walls (in addition to getting an efficient system of office work experience, as part of the Breakfast Table Alliance package).
4. Too much of nothing can't be anything.
5. Solve 84 divided by 2 - duh! |
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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Yay me wins!
1) I guess so!
2) Erm... just what I was thinking... I guess so!
3) Tibet is the lord of waters.
4) Of course not! Or at least, I should hope so... otherwise I have wasted my life! 
5) The irony compels me to agree... what is the maximum number of cats inside a house? 43-1. |
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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1.If death dies, do we?- Heck no! We get to live forever!
2. If there are infinite possibilities in an infinite world, is everything possibly somewhere?- Yes. In the world of possibility 
3. If the debauched marmalade lord, weids a cup of felled trees, against the might of the chinese wires, can the land of both sides buttered toast withstand it?- No they'd collide and make a buttered sandwich
4.Is too much of nothing a bad thing?- Yes! You have to have at least a few things....Don't ask me what though because I have no idea...
5. What is the question to the answer of the meaning of life?- Me's have no idea*shrug* Maybe we shall never find out like the whole tootsie pop thing... |
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Yes but what if death is in fact the only thing keeping us alive, on account of the fact that it's a part of us?
ARRGGHH TOO MANY 42'S! |
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Then we'd all go to heaven and it'd be over populated!  |
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:36 am Post subject: |
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THERE IS NO HEAVEN!
ONLY 42! |
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:58 am Post subject: |
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| What's 42? |
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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The evil,evil meaning of life.
-shudders- |
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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1. Seeing as death only matters to a select few at one particular time, we must take the mean of the number of people who matter, then range of those who care, and then divide and multiply them by the number of gravestones on Spooky Island.
2. If spelling correctly were possible, we'd all be immortal, and everything good would happen.
3. Yes. Doctor Strangelove had a talk with them about making underground bunkers and creating a breeding program during the nuclear activity above ground, so they've got it all sorted out now.
4. Nah. If it's nothing, then it can't be nothing bad. If it's nothing good, then going by the phrase, 'Too much of a good thing,' if it's nothing good, then we can't have too much of it, ergo it can't be a bad thing.
5. Why is a raven like a writing desk? |
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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Then I guess we all go to 42! Hehe?  |
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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1. Are any of you religious in any way shape or form?
Oh God no.
2.What is the meaning of life? (if you say relative or any relating words, I shall skin you with a tothpick)
To see how many points you can get, duh. Try and beat my high score n00b!
3.Anyone watch Doctor who?
Pfft, Doctor Who is sci-fi for people who like Eastenders.
4.If the biscuit tin of ignorance lies to the west of the duckdew forest in north corn flakes, how far away is the sanity of golden hills?
I'm going to guess ... three inches north-north-west.
5.Why on earth aren't we striving for immortality yet?
Well I don't know about you, but I've never been to hospital. I am, thus far, completely invulnerable.
6. If death dies, do we?
If death were to die, I'd assume it would no longer exist, and therefore life would no longer die; ergo, we
wouldn't die. Au contraire, we wouldn't be able to die.
7. If there are infinite possibilities in an infinite world, is everything possibly somewhere?
If there are finite possibilities in a finite world, is nothing possible nowhere?
8. If the debauched marmalade lord, weids a cup of felled trees, against the might of the chinese wires, can the land of both sides buttered toast withstand it?
The real question underlying this is: who cares?
9.Is too much of nothing a bad thing?
On the contrary, I spend my life doing nothing, and I rock the casbah daily.
10. What is the question to the answer of the meaning of life?
What do you get if you multiply six by nine? (before you attack me for my lack of mathematical ability, read Restaurant at the End of the Universe) |
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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| I always knew somethign was wrong with the universe! |
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| Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject: |
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3.Anyone watch Doctor who?
Pfft, Doctor Who is sci-fi for people who like Eastenders. |
*sharp intake of breath*
Take it back, take it back! |
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