Being homeschooled I get to see things that repeatedly confuse me. I frequently wonder whether some of these actions are simply stupid (like dressing in baggy jeans which make you look fat) or if they are actually a public fashion. I witnessed something very startling.

I saw a guy who was walking with a girl who had her arms wrapped loosely around his neck. It was unbelievable! I was aghast at the scene. I quickly began to rationalize what was going on. The first thing that occurred to me might be that they are in love, but I quickly discarded that. She wouldn't be trying to strangle him if she were in love with him.

So I came up with another solution: she was trying to strangle him to death. I disgarded that solution as well. She was walking with him, rather than trying to strangle him. Which lead me to my next observation: A sleeper hold! Of course it had to have been that, what else could it be?

The only other thing it could have been is if the two had had an unfortunate connection as a result of a lightning strike, which I promptly discarded as being altogether stupid. Being connected was stupid, but with if she were dependant on him? To which I then began to suspect her of being a leech. This was also bad, because a leech needs to have contact with the skin to suck the blood out of it's host, but the guy seemed to not notice a sucking motion, nor did he appear faint from blood loss. So I immediately ruled that option out for a more interesting one: she was a vampire.

The problem with this was that they were both fully exposed to the sun which would instantly destroy a vampire. So now I am at a loss. I ask anyone to please give me a logical explanation for what I have observed.