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aszecsei
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| Fortunately you were a serial killer and everybody else was glad to be rid of you. |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately, a bird flew by and pecked my eye out. |
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aszecsei
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Fortunately you were already dead and didn't care. |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfotunately, it still hurt (for some reason). |
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aszecsei
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Fortunately, nobody cared. |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately, I was sad about this. |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Fortunately, someone hacked your brain so that you would never be sad again. |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately, they did a poor job of it and left some unconnected neurons. |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Fortunately, the neurons were left disconnected in such a way that it actually improved your intelligence with no ill side effects. |
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aszecsei
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately, the increased intelligence made me realize the futility of life and caused you to commit suicide. |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Fortunately (This would fit better under unfortunately, but that wouldn't work), you were already dead, so any suicidal tendencies you may have had didn't come true. |
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aszecsei
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Unfortunately, I managed to kill everyone else instead. |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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| your getting a tad bit confused i think, but I'll assume that when you say "I manage to kill everyone else instead", you're speaking for Monki. |
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aszecsei
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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| of course. what did you think, fesse? |
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niteowl
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| Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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Fortunately, Niteowl came along and decided to try starting with a clean slate so we don't have people speaking for Monki. And so we stop beating a dead horse.  |
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