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thunder_dude7
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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Because then the birds wouldn't be speciel anymore.
What is the tailwind speed of a swallow? |
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Firestar
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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It depends on how fast the swallow is flying.
How much water can you swallow before you die? |
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MidnightVampire
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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Depends on your age i think
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casey_kent
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:14 am Post subject: |
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| why are round pizzas put in square boxes? |
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kittykat
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:19 am Post subject: |
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because it's easier to make square boxes instead of round
why don't cats like water? |
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thunder_dude7
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:48 am Post subject: |
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Because they're dumb.
What would happen if a huge mob jumped up and down on the Golden Gate Bridge at once? |
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Firestar
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:47 am Post subject: |
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The policemen would come and break it up.
Why do scientists always think they're right? |
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JFW1415
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:32 am Post subject: |
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Because they've gone through years of schooling to tell everybody that they are smarter than them.
Why are pigs pink? |
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scurley7
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:38 am Post subject: |
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So they go brown when you cook them.
Where does wind come from? |
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JFW1415
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:41 am Post subject: |
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From the sky.
Why is Easter called Easter? |
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Firestar
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:07 am Post subject: |
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Because that's what they named it.
Why is the earth going to be blown up in the year 4000? |
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casey_kent
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:36 am Post subject: |
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| if practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why bother practice? |
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kittykat
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Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 12:27 am Post subject: |
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to fool little children into thinking that they can be perfect by practicing whatever they were practicing
why do people feel feelings? |
_________________ Our happiness here is all vain glory,
This false world is but transitory,
The flesh is weak, the Fiend is slee
Timor mortis conturbat me.
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30MarsBars
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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Because if we didn't, we'd all be robots and life would be boring.
If nothing is described as a lack of things, then surely the fact that it has a description means that it is something. So technically, nothing just doesn't exist, right? |
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Firestar
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:14 am Post subject: |
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If there was nothing, the word nothing would not exist.
If I had a lightsabre, how much would you be willing to pay for it? |
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