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Ofour
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I think the above all fall short in that, because they are amusing, they fail to be bad poems.
I'll try writing a bad poem without making any grammar, punctuation or spelling incorrect, and without making it overly stereotypical.
Some Word-like Things
Bees make buzzing sounds on winter
Mornings. Big, smelly, purple, vibrant,
Blossoming, juicy grapes and fig make
Delicious juice. Crazy people like me,
Having eaten lost bananas, take fine
Pomegranete juice and pummel, with
Strong stuff until death rises to make
Very neat lines that line up on the end
Of the page so it looks good. To eat
or not to take out the washing could
Results in the end of sanity with some
Crazy rubbish sputing forth from some
Smelly, vibrant volcano. I bet you're
Wishing this dude would shut the star
Up because he's really getting you
Riled. Don't worry it's going to finish
Pretty soon. Wait, ready for it... now. |
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Sumi H. Inkblot
it's called duality
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| Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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| The Paolini post I made was kinda original......LOL |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:17 am Post subject: The winner! |
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| I am sorry to say but ofuor wins for the worst! regalredstar posted the best of the bunch! Oh, and everyone receices one reveiw for there horrible work and particapation! |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Congrats to you two! You totally deserved that win Ofour. A most horrible poem  If I can be so bold, I would like my critique on either 'The meaning of Life' or 'Peace and Hope.' Thank you for a very entertaining contest,
Heather xx |
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| Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:03 pm Post subject: T3H P03M = UR 743M |
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Not really the worst poem ever, but probably the most annoying!
teh intrenett pwns j00
its my favrit tihng
& if u due not liek it
just STFU
im never afk
im here 2 help0rz t3h n00bs
cuz i am t3h 1337357 d00d
so haha kekeke
u lammas phail at lif
im rotflmao
ttytt aybabtu w00t
kthxbai & yah im gnienob ur wief |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:15 am Post subject: |
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HAHAHAHA
When's the end date? |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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Hmm.. May as well enter... Seems strange and a bit techno
Lez
Evry1 sez,
Tht my m8 Lez.
Lvs 2 eat pez,
Got a dog calld Prinzez.
Evry 1 finks,
Tht Lez, he drnks,
Frm kitchn sinks,
Wyle on the brink.
Evry1 h8s,
Tht Lez is my m8,
I fink he's gr8,
Cept whn he's l8.
xD Gosh. |
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Gadi.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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Joes likes place to ah
and screm alot
cause he is kinda emo and people like the way wears black allways NOT
so he cutz wrist and vlood
to mout.
OOPS
Just noticed that it's OVER! |
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