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TL G-Wooster
magic is fun! we're dead
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Your one is so funny Inkie!
And then after all their adventures, they lived happily ever after. The boys got the girls, the girls got the boys, the ex-es got back together again, and divorce was outlawed. That was until everyone realized that this was too perfect, so they decided to start a mass nuclear war and destroy the world so no one could have anymore adventures that ended so perfectly, yet finished in disaster. So, in a twisted, modern way, everyone lived happily ever after. |
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:25 am Post subject: |
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"Well, we wanted to think of a good way to end the story but we couldn’t so we just decided that we would sing our farewell before we go and jump off the roof," says the smily secondary character. At this, everybody breaks into song and simultaneously jumps off the roof with a broad smile and a wave.
It would be a fun way to go.  |
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Sumi H. Inkblot
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:29 am Post subject: |
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 Thanks, guys.
"Arya shrugged. "I like cake, but I never gain weight. Isn't that weird? And my name isn't even Mary-Sue. Hey, Eragon, you gonna finish that plate of doughnuts?""
Why are all my worst ending lines Inheritance?
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 3:43 am Post subject: |
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"And then the story ended."
C'mon, that'd be pretty lame. Laaaaame. |
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Rhen sat down and began to read a book.
So boring. |
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| Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:28 am Post subject: |
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| "And now you can shut this book." |
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| Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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^lmao.
"Was she the one for me?"
sooo cliche. |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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"I love you."
(and there is no sequel.) |
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| Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| As he walked off into the sunset, the sun went supernova, and the world exploded into firey ash. Those poor, poor people. |
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| Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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| And then something incredibly interesting and unexpected happened, and this shall be detailed in the next book (out July!). |
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The Broken.
Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three // Chapter Four
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| Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:36 am Post subject: |
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| And so it was that finally, the paint had dried. |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:38 am Post subject: |
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| I woke with a jolt and breathed a sigh of releif, "thank god, it was all a dream." |
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For the record, I'm not a crack addict, I don't chase rabits wearing waistcoats down holes, and I can't see the future.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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| "Just kidding! If you want to know the real ending, you'll have to buy the overpriced deluxe version of my novel "To Live A Life As A Male Prostitute With No Legs." |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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This was the story of Winstone and Gertrude Jones....(sumerises entire novel)... and then they died.
Ah! I loved the Ron and Hermione one!!!
~SishBee~
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| And so it was that the farmboy became king of Aeraegaesiea, with the once-stubborn princess as his now-ladylike Queen. The ruffneck wandering ranger sailed off to the undying lands, with the tragic creature who is aware of his own inhuman nature...Oh yeah, and even tyrant who is really the protagonist's father lived happily ever after with his new gay lover, the wandering wizard once disguised as a senile old man. |
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