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chocolatechipmuffin
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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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It's the secret code, so that everybody who's "in the know" can wow their friends by predicting the bad guy within the first thirty pages.
Why are there no square balloons? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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Because you, my dear friend, cannot blow square air. 
Is there really a little goblin running behind me that takes keys, scissors, paper clips, tacks, tape, jewelry and string and hides them? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:00 am Post subject: |
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No. It's me. 
Why do all band directors have some kind of mental disorder that tells them not to allow clarinets, the ultimate, awesomest jazz instrument, to play in jazz ensembles?? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:05 am Post subject: |
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Because if they don't allow clarinets, they've never heard of Benny Goodman.
Why has every band director I've ever known play the trumet as their first instrument? And the trombone as their second? And baritone as their third? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:08 am Post subject: |
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Because they enjoy tormenting you. (Thanks so much, CCM-chan)
Why aren't people commenting on my stories?  j/k |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: |
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Because they're retards and don';t know that WE [clarinets] ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEND...
No, it's because other musicians are awesome, so they go play in symphonies and make big money.
*is beaten up by best friend, a trumpet player*
Why won't band directors take a hint from Glen Miller, who gave the trumpet lead in "Moonlight Serenade" to a clarinet player, and discovered it sounded WAY BETTER? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:19 am Post subject: |
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| Repost: Why aren't people commenting on my stories? j/k |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:57 am Post subject: |
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(sorry bout that, but you didn';t answer my question, either.)
Because your stories are scared of publicity, and are currently hiding behind the dancing elephant.
Did people go up to Judy Garland for the rest of her life and say "SAY THE LINE," and force her to say "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto?" |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:21 am Post subject: |
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There is a 50% chance the answer is "yes", but there is any equally good chance that it could also be "no."
Does anyone know how to get rid of the smell of death? Seriously, it's starting to stink up my car. |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:29 am Post subject: |
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Forget I asked, I already know the answer. Febreeze. Febreeze solves everything.
I asked a witch if she could use her magic crystal ball... thingy to predict the winning numbers for the next lottery, but the ball keeps saying "THE DESTROYER IS MANIFEST." Is her crystal ball broken or something? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:33 am Post subject: |
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I asked a witch if she could use her magic crystal ball... thingy to predict the winning numbers for the next lottery, but the ball keeps say "THE DESTROYER IS MANIFEST." Is her crystal ball broken or something? |
Nah, she had Hojo's magic 8 ball.
When will google finally take over the world? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:36 am Post subject: |
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Thursday I think.
If you turn a bag of infinite holding insideout and put it over your head, will you be able to walk through walls? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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No, silly! Only your head would fit, and your body would still run into the walls. Who wants only their head through walls?
Why is Kix kid-tested, mother-approved, and not kid-tested, kid-approved? |
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| Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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Because the kids hated it but they don't want us to know.
What do you feel about the milkybar kid (e.g hate (ME) |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:23 am Post subject: |
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What do I feel about the... uh, that's a trick question, right?
I folded a portable hole and now the sky is purple. Thats bad... right? |
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