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 Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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Quite apparently, a drunk who was colour-blind mistook their shade and their size and called them grapes when he was thinking of wine.
Why is pattern a possible synonym for constellation, though not in all specifics or instances? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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Um, because. Amen.
What if there were no hypothetical questions? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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Imp would go mad, having the questions half-formed but incapable of existence caught in her mind and in her scattered notes.
What if skyscrapers were built on a slant? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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People would think the world was crooked.
What if houses cleaned themselves? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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No one would need a spring-cleaning, of course.
What if life were proven to be nonexistent? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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What proof? If the theory is correct, the proof is nonexistent. Therefore, you can't know one way or the other.
What percentage of people in the world have read 'The Lord of the Rings'? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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322.99 %.
Here's a good question: How come I haven't been published yet? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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... because you're not good enough? (How are we supposed to know?)
What if you woke up tomorrow and the whole world was upside-down? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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Well, I would be right-side up, for starters.
What formula is used to ensure that 3+0=Kihaku? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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The Flamingus Muffinus theory, of course. Dum-dum. 
Who would win in a fair fight: Barney or Big Bird? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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Who would win in a fair fight: Barney or Big Bird? |
Big Bird. If it went the other way, the world just couldn't go on. Besides... aren't there more annoying puppet people on Sesame Street than on Barney? Heck, for that matter, one look at most of the ugly things on Sesame street would be enough to kill most people...
My question: Why is it that people always post all of the interesting questions when I'm NOT on the Character Answer thread, and then when I am, someone asks something idiotic like "Can you spell your name?" or "What color are your eyes?"  |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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Because you have a aura that deflects interestingness :p*
How come the shower ALWAYS runs out of hot water when you get in it?
((*j/k I was being mean)) |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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Because God likes the look on your face when you get hit with cold water.
Why don't more people actually think? |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 11:47 pm Post subject: |
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because they hate the feeling of actually putting forth mental energy.
((sidenote: Ani, I have that exact soapdish in your avvie in my bathroom right now. xD))
Why is the baddie of the mystery novels always the first person the detective meets after the crime is viewed? |
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Why is the baddie of the mystery novels always the first person the detective meets after the crime is viewed? [/quote]
Apparently (assuming this to be true) the writers of said novels are so lame that it's the only way they can think of to introduce their bad guy(s), or so lazy they don't want to take the trouble to think of a better way.
Why is Microsoft so $&#!@(*&(*@ that they couldn't make their blasted windows truly customizable?! |
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