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killerchika
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 Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:52 am Post subject: The Toothpaste Tragedy |
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Totally and completely pointless but I crack up every time I think about our mini play.
Narrator: One day, Toothpaste met Toothbrush and they fell deeply in love.
Toothpaste & Toothbrush: Oh how I love you <3
Narrator: They spent many happy years together, doing what they loved most, cleaning teeth.
*Brushing Tooth*
Narrator: But suddenly, tragedy struck, and Toothbrush was thrown away.
Toothbrush: Ahhhhhhh!
Narrator: Toothpaste was so depressed with the loss of its companion, it emptied itself.
Toothpaste: Blehhhh! *emptying noise*
Narator: And so ends the tragic tale of Toothpaste and Toothbrush. |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 6:00 am Post subject: |
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oh my god no!!!  |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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XD Oh my... The poor toothbrush. Get back at that worthless tooth!  |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| lol, make it longer |
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| Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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So sad and funny, lol. But I agree, make it longer!  |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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Longer! Longer!  Oh, how I'd love to see what happens to poor, depressed toothpaste! |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:15 am Post subject: |
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lol...
poor toothbrush
I agree, longer would be nice
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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O.o
...WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??!?!?!!!! I MUST KNOWWWWWWW!! |
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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*Snigers* That was... Wierd yet funny...  
~Pol~ |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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Aw, I feel so bad for the toothbrush! This is, like, a guilttrap or something - I'm going to be afraid to throw away toothbrushes for awhile now....
This makes me giggle. Expand! Encore! What happened during their relationship? What happened to the toothpaste? It makes me sad...More! Because at the same time it makes me smile.
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