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Diary of a mad womp rat

Frumeday
the 43rd of Octember, 2137 B.C.

Woke up. Called butler to bring breakfast in bed. Realised I was still
dreaming. Woke up properly. Had breakfast. Went to lab. Added potassium
sulphate to dilute Ribenaic acid. Served over ice. Fed octopus. Sent
letter to Princess Celestia. Tried to fix dematerialization circuit,
using blow torch this time. Tended to wounds. Had lunch. Fed unicorns.
Sat on veranda having tea and shooting at trespassers and hang gliders.
Engaged in this year's 14th failed attempt to create the Smooze. Watched
eclipse through microscope. Went to bed with knowledge of a day well
spent.



There’s always a story. It’s all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything’s got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.
— Terry Pratchett