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Young Writers Society


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About Apple

It all started when I became a bird; now my view on life has changed dramatically!


Interests

I have a lot of interests. You for example are one of my most favourite of favourite things. Yeah, that'll teach you for reading a profile of a wierdo'.

Occupation

Crying at the moon and annoying the neighbours.


This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy