"I take vacations daily, thanks to GoogleEarth." Thank you, Micah.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I fell out of a tree at birth and since that moment I have been irreverently backwards. I took someone else's future and put it on, it fit fine, and so I never gave it back. Sometimes I wonder about them, do they miss that future? It looks better on me. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I love my sisters because I have no friends. Untrue. But only because I would love my sisters even if I did have friends. I love all three of my brothers. The one in my imagination enjoys a little bit less of my love then the two other ones. - - - - - - - - - - - - - Every morning I step into an abyss and hope that my dreams will bring me back out of it when sleep returns. I heard someone say that at a certain point life is better then dreams. The two are incomparable and I am insulted by the assertion that one could be better than the other.
Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 77 Country: Wherever the Cheese, thus shall I follow.
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:20 am Title:
Eek, "pajama's" is incorrect below. Pretend I just fixed it.
Many apologies, I should have known there was profound meaning and purpose in your literary masterpiece. Nah, seriously, I'm not at all surprised. It's so brilliant, I'd expect it have allegorical sense or something of the kind.
I've written similar things before, but they always seemed to spout off into rants or poems about cheese. So.
Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Posts: 77 Country: Wherever the Cheese, thus shall I follow.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:03 am Title:
Quote:
Once upon a minivan there were eighteen-hundred above average tangerines made entirely out of pre-licked postage stamps and the footprints above your bed where you kicked the ceiling when you were s happy that, once and for all, the world wasn't made only for you. You had some amount uncertainty about that; but now you're sure that you aren't the only one--Nirvana aside.
One day the sky was covered in grey and orange insects that preferred cold to warm climates and had a particular number of sports cars in the tree trunk only inches to their left as the exited a world of fancy. It was this very sky that changed your life, never to return again.
THE END.
It looks like I may have to demote myself to almost RandomGrrl. Seriously, I thought I was the Queen of Random. This takes the cake. I'm proud.
Yous the cat's pajama's!
RG
You get bored all the time, little friend. Right now your lying on your stomach playing Scrabble, and laughing at something barely funny.
Anyways, guys!
That's your cue to jump out of the ceiling, and sing this song!
'Fryncles in the twisted forest,
Dying for a happenstance,
Like to think they know it all,
Yet in the truthfullness
Of yearnings,
Rocks are smarter than the tall!'
No sense, I know. But it's fun to do senseless things sometimes. Like Mae and Edmund.
Alright, not only did that make zero amounts of sense, but also, I am surprised you were that... crazed with boredom. However, you had better like my new profile pic. It's just - cool.
Sometimes I look at people's pics, and they look like they're worried someone is going to insult their looks. I just didn't care in that picture. xD
Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 143 Country: Waiting for one
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:13 am Title:
Because you thought you knew what I was talking about.
Once upon a minivan there were eighteen-hundred above average tangerines made entirely out of pre-licked postage stamps and the footprints above your bed where you kicked the ceiling when you were s happy that, once and for all, the world wasn't made only for you. You had some amount uncertainty about that; but now you're sure that you aren't the only one--Nirvana aside.
One day the sky was covered in grey and orange insects that preferred cold to warm climates and had a particular number of sports cars in the tree trunk only inches to their left as the exited a world of fancy. It was this very sky that changed your life, never to return again.
Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 322 Country: Underground cave in Australia.
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:04 pm Title:
Let me tell you what I would like to do...
Upload my brain into a GIANT ROBOT.
This robot would have lazer eyes, super-hearing and a big "P" on its chest. It would fly and with me in control, destroy cities for the funnies. I/It would stomp on things and generally make a ruckus.
Doubtlessly, a coalition of superheroes would meet. They'd bicker, call each other pansies for refusing to take on this inhuman threat, and then gradually resolve their differences over a game of poker (Superman wins because he has x-ray vision; that's why you don't play with ALIENS [yeah, Superman's an alien, yet he's still called SuperMAN. Uh, whatev.].).
They'd make their way to Tokyo where I'm destroying competing giant robots. They'd join forces and vow to vanquish their vile, villainous enemy.
Then they realize they're all DC heroes, who everyone knows are teh suck aside from Batman.
So basically I stomp them flat and mail Superman some kryptonite in an inconspicuous package.
Nah, seriously, I'm not at all surprised. It's so brilliant, I'd expect it have allegorical sense or something of the kind. 
