Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...they make sandwiches. I'm a sandwich. I'm delicious. Eat me, I have Mayo.
Contrary to popular belief, NOTHING in the above paragraph was meant as a sexual reference. Amusingly enough, if you didn't originally think there WAS such a reference, you're probably already reading the paragraph, trying to find it.
My current--planned--guaranteed--book series will be:
-The Weilders
-Spore
-Untitled Convergent Mythology Series
-Paladin (?)
