Someone is reading my biography?
Do I strike you as interesting?
No?
You're just bored?
Well, find something more worthwhile to do.
No, really.
Don't keep reading this.
I'm telling you it's not worth it. I'm going to stop typing in a minute.
I really am.
I swear.
Any minute now the writing will end. Then you'll have to find something better to do.
Look, you could do so much more with your life than read this.
Do you know how to play chess? You could become the world's best chess player.
No?
What about golf? I don't like golf, so you can have my share of talent.
You're a writer, right? So why do you go and write something brilliant.
You could dedicate it to me.
Or make a character like me.
Nah, on seconds thoughts I want 99% of the profits.
Well, come on then! Go and write a bestseller! I want my money!
Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 2486 Country: my locker
Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:23 pm Title:
It has been tooooo long since someone's signed your guestbook so I have skipped over to remedy such a travesty. Hello, by the way *shakes hand* I'm Amelia!
I really havent been asked a question I needed to lie about, one that I dont want to answer. But thats because its the holidays and I havent seen any of my friends yet, and they really tend to interrogate. But, yeah, I'd probably just not answer, because this is like, a new years resolution and I really dont want to mess it up.
Joined: 25 Nov 2004 Posts: 1642 Country: New Zealand
Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:01 am Title: A little bit of nonsense
This is your captain speaking. I would just like to say hello at present, but I shall endeavour to do so in as long-winded and pompous a way as possible, thus rendering this a credible imitation of god only knows who, and he doesnt care. Thus, I will greet you in the only six hundred thousand languages I dont know: sldkf ie993 josdfjo888 jodsifj990amnlnkjshj olid and finally, )(#@)$@#($.
so I have skipped over to remedy such a travesty. Hello, by the way *shakes hand* I'm Amelia!
