Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 3565 Country: A Kingdom of Conscience
Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:01 pm Title:
You should have come upstairs and watched the TV-friendly version of 'Snatch' last night. It was so bad it hurt. Who knew that the world of unlicensed boxing was so mild-mannered and politically correct?
TURKISH: ...Hare coursing. They set two lurchers - their dogs, before you ask - on a hare. And the hare has to outrun the dogs.
TOMMY: And what if it doesn't?
TURKISH: Then the big rabbit gets fried, doesn't it?
TOMMY: Proper-fried?
TURKISH: Yeah, Tommy. Before ze Germans get there.
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And my personal favorite:
"Now if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fu- *static* -ell you are, besides someone who feeds people to pigs, of course."
Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 3565 Country: A Kingdom of Conscience
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:15 pm Title:
Heimlich werd ich auferstehen
Und du wirst um Gnade flehen
Dann knie ich mich in dein Gesicht
Und steck den Finger in die Asche
Asche zu Asche und Staub zu Staub...?